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@StuartHalley1 @ThatsSoVillage Canning games on forecast is high class village.

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@MRIRBT But they've conceded 13 goals.

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@konando_ @NoContextCounty I could have won the Ashes but I bowled a wide.

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@NathanJT @ZafarSobhan @ExtremeFootbal4 You wouldn't. Neither would you score an own goal. But these things happen

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@spursticks Are these still available

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@Rhodes1998 Hi are tickets still available

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@ninnin_005 Hi are tickets still available

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@LeishaParm47189 Hi are tickets still available?

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@spurslove81 How much for both? Are they paper tickets?

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@spurslove81 Hi mate are these still available

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@markonarant @CheslettDuncan @fesshole No they won't. They'll have the whole value of the mortgage amount.

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@grcs72 @fesshole What taxes?

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@fesshole How did you afford this then mate? It's well known that's what all tradesmen say.

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@RVdajdynCrclemN @fesshole Bad news. He's self employed.

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@qrskewer @auldmrc @fesshole More like evens, but close enough.

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@1MichaelaGraham @fesshole How do you know when the mortgage started?

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@grcs72 @fesshole Complete nonsense. Houses (unlike cars and I imagine boats) go up in value.

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@himynameiswilll @DanielN19656731 @Sacro @grcs72 @fesshole We don't know the figures of course, but depending on age and equity he could change it to equity release and continue to ignore it.

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@DryBoak @fesshole And a life insurance plan

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@fesshole Hello. Is that the ESA? I'd like to check if Mr X was an astronaut with you.
Is a call I cannot see being made.
Because nobody cares.