Preston

[Preston @PrestonHolmes]

Ronnie in my mouth, Vinnie and Pauly D double stuffing me...yup, that's my fantasy

[Preston @PrestonHolmes]

how many smurfs do you think i can fuck in the ass in one day?

[Preston @PrestonHolmes]

watching bowflex commercials, id let those guys cum ALL over my face

[Preston @PrestonHolmes]

Is it the pancakes or the massive dong I took last night that is making my asshole feel like its as wide as the base of a traffic cone?

[Preston @PrestonHolmes]

shittin pancakes today folks

[Preston @PrestonHolmes]

YO @KeithOlbermann What do you think #BinLaden s children think about him - do they know the truth?

[Preston @PrestonHolmes]

..and i can't believe she believe me when i told her it was milk...

[Preston @PrestonHolmes]

twit bong is jammed up, gotta clean that...

[Preston @PrestonHolmes]

yikes im not cut out for that massive dong piece - is it supposed to look like a french baggette? yikerssssssss......

im poppin dat ____UH!

[Preston @PrestonHolmes]

maybe going to "the Cage" (a gay bar) not sure though if i can handle the dong....opinions?

[Preston @PrestonHolmes]

drinking red bull and vodka makes my privates look enormous - NICE

[Preston @PrestonHolmes]

i'm glad my cock looks huge in this picture...

[Preston @PrestonHolmes]

i can feel the burning....

[Preston @PrestonHolmes]

taking a monsterous shit...the status of my asshole is in question

[Preston @PrestonHolmes]

the real preston holmes would've wrapped that shit woooopsie

[Preston @PrestonHolmes]

Gangbang caused Herepes - fuck

[Preston @PrestonHolmes]

Having a gangbang with Smokin Hot Broads @ da crib - big titties everywhere dude bro dude - poppin dat shit.