participation trophy husband

I'm not like the girls who say they're not like the other girls. I'm like the girls who the other girls say they're not like. (he/him)

[participation trophy husband @PrestonHoopes]

This is my pinned tweet. It's the best I could do.

[BuccoCapital Bloke @buccocapital]

Everyone always talking about “talent density” in Silicon Valley when we really should be talking about how 80% of pretzels in America come from a small region of Pennsylvania

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

The start of the comeback

[🟡Noah N Copeland🟡made Sonic Triple Trouble 16bit @NoahNCopeland]

DK64 is back on Switch 2 so I put the monkey rap over Back in Black. I'm sorry

[Sleepy time bear @bridespanker]

Feeling like the The Passion Of The Christ, Wellbutrin, Interstate batteries Chevy today

[participation trophy husband @PrestonHoopes]

Everyone clowns on Jay-Z for just listing Monsters in his verse on Monster. But on the previous track on the album (All of the Lights), Kanye literally just lists different kinds of lights in the chorus and nobody seems to mind. I’ve never understood this

[Amani @JeffZaLandShark]

Jay-Z just raps about what the song title is

[Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner @ScottSteiner]

I hope you freaks enjoy this National Holiday today.

[Erin Grugan @eringrugan]

This might be the best sequence of Sixers basketball I've seen in recent memory. Euphoric.

Whatever you're doing, stop for a minute to watch this. Trust me. 🔥👇

[participation trophy husband @PrestonHoopes]

Just tore my meniscus

[Viktor @ViktorKlopp]

How to go down stairs quickly lol

[Pifaruu @Pifar_uu]

in the aeroplane over the mii

[participation trophy husband @PrestonHoopes]

The few. The proud. The Maureens.

[Anne Chovy @AnneChovy2]

Bitches dont be named shit like Maureen anymore and that Is a problem

[On This Day in Simpsons History 🇺🇦 @dailysimpsons]

30 years ago today, Principal Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers.

#TheSimpsons episode “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired April 14, 1996. @thatbilloakley @Joshstrangehill

[mary @elaine_stritch]

Jean Valjean…in the challenge, you were getting that bread…and on the runway, we wanted One Day More with your look

condragulations…you have 2460-won this week

[participation trophy husband @PrestonHoopes]

Just typo’d Gen Alpha as Gen Aloha and now I’m thinking about the ethics of Hawaiian tourism

[Lord Arse! @Lord_Arse]

SUPER NINTENDO CHALMERS

[Wiz Fajita @trillary_banks_]

Do the ghosts in Baltimore be like “bew”

[participation trophy husband @PrestonHoopes]

The evil congresspeople in DC being Bowser is too on the nose

[LuigiXP @LuigiXP]

Gotta say you Americans have good taste in Mario characters if Luigi and Wario are the most popular answers

[participation trophy husband @PrestonHoopes]

@Schaffrillas idk how or why you pulled Reading but I’m totally here for it

[Schaffrillas @Schaffrillas]

What’s the US’s “fourth” city. NYC, LA, and Wilmington Delaware are pretty clearly the top 3 but the 4th is more ambiguous. I feel like the main contenders are probably Chicago, Phoenix, Seattle, or maybe Reading PA

[participation trophy husband @PrestonHoopes]

Amish version of FMK called plow, betroth, shun