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[Presto @Prestonium21]

Just now was officially my first time hearing a transformer explode #provopower

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

Giving away 5 of these Note 8s to random people who RT this tweet over the next 24 hours. Good luck!

[Presto @Prestonium21]

Dust storm in Provo, time to check that one off the doomsday bingo ✅

[Presto @Prestonium21]

Resume Details:
I have a non-negotiable 2 times weekly minimum pizza-for-lunch requirement

[Presto @Prestonium21]

Winter Semester: "Just a quick reminder that it's still winter semester, courtesy of the weather"
Me: "What even is class?"

[Presto @Prestonium21]

Junior primary singing leader is the best co-calling ever for newlyweds #blessed

[Presto @Prestonium21]

Step one in knowing your day has gone horribly wrong:

[Presto @Prestonium21]

Shout-out to the child who helped me cross "fire alarm during a church meeting" off my bucket list and kept it lively in here #falsealarm

[Presto @Prestonium21]

@Zak_Knowlton Actual rage

[Presto @Prestonium21]

PSA: Dont use ellipses unless you're totally ticked about something or you're ACTUALLY shortening a quotation, kthxbye

[Presto @Prestonium21]

Especially older generations, they sometimes use it as a way to just try and "fit in" with the youth when it really just makes us uncomfortable

[Presto @Prestonium21]

Sometimes I get a little scared when people use ellipses as punctuation 😬 Like DO YOU KNOW HOW ANGRY I THINK YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT NOW??

[Presto @Prestonium21]

Words learned on a plane: hearphones (probably headphones, but who knows)

[BCC @ByCommonConsent]

Women: day 5 without a shower, time to break out the dry shampoo

Men: I showered this morning and already I look like I'm slathered in Crisco

[Presto @Prestonium21]

🤣 Good guy Facebook came in clutch with the morning of wedding wedding reminder (you know, just in case I forgot)

[Presto @Prestonium21]

TBH sometimes when fall hits you in the face with leaves, you just have to see past that to the real beauty of the season

[Presto @Prestonium21]

#flashbackfriday to when all these people began the journey of a lifetime! #missionmemories @… https://t.co/tZvnCbz12S

[Presto @Prestonium21]

See y'all in two years ✌

[Thomas S. Monson @ThomasSMonson]

In the frantic pace of life today, provide a place for prayer.