Pretension wars

Friends challenging one another by taking basic sayings to increasing heights of pompous phraseology

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A fortuitous gift or event that has occurred shrouded in an unfamiliar package #Satire

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The pigmentation of chlorophyll of poaceae appears in a significantly greater luminosity when it is not directly in ones possession #Satire

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The markers symbolising value in an illusory fiscal system are considered to be the source of all acts of negative morality #satire

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Further addition of words designed to cause greater devastation to one’s already apparent physical devastation. #satire

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To clamp the hard bony structure of one’s jaw on a metallic object usually projected from the barrel of a revolver #satire

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Every aspect is grand and splendid when every outcome is grand and splendid

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One has to partake in the complex game of chance to have a prospect of securing the proposed fortuitous outcome. #Satire #lotto

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@EmilyRCWilson I love your translation of the Odyssey! Are you planning on doing another translation of an epic?

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Failed to appear by the designated moment which resulted in being unable to board the floating vessel

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When once gnawed in misfortune, one is doubly reticent and withdrawing forever afterwards

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Completing a knot make of cotton utilising a needle at an opportune moment will prevent one having to complete the same action as a multiple of nine. #Satire #joke

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An impulsive individual with poor decision-making will be expediently released from maintaining substantial assets.

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Begin your quest, and Lo! The object you were seeking you shall uncover. #satire

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It is hypothesized that to fulfill all an individual's essential requirements the only item one requires is Eros. #satire

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When one initiates a behaviour or event one should expect the occurrence of the reciprocal behaviour or event. #whatgoesaround #language #overlyacademic #pretensionwars

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Ones physical attractiveness is subject to another individual's interpretation. #prententionwars #beauty #language #vocabulary

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There are no boundaries to behaviour in the occurrence of Eros and the mass conflict of man. #loveandwar #pretentionwars #language

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When one is required by calamitous circumstance to return along the route of endeavours and resume an enterprise afresh from its original point of commencement. #squareone #vocabulary #overthetop #pretensionwars

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Refrain from calculating juvenile poultry prior to their entrance into existence. #language #oldadages #sayings #pretentionwars

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Ones physical behaviours demonstrate greater significance than ones verbal utterances #iamverysmart #overlyeducated #language #pretensionwars