Pretentious Batman

I'm the World's Greatest Detective. I know everything. Infinitely more gangsta. Watch The Throne, because I'm the King. The Bat-King.

[Pretentious Batman @PretentiousBats]

Just in case you forgot:

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#PresidentBatman2016: I will eat all the Skittles then blast "Fuck The Police" while kneeling during the National Anthem.

[Pretentious Batman @PretentiousBats]

Vote Batman for President. #Batman2016: I'll break the economy's arm.

[Pretentious Batman @PretentiousBats]

Crime doesn't take a holiday. So neither does the Batman.

I do joyride around Gotham blasting "Protect Ya Neck" though.

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All rise for our national anthem:

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Just in case you forgot:

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Why CAN'T I draft myself at every position in my fantasy draft? I've got more tackles and catches than anyone else out there...

[Douchebag Superman @DbagSuperman]

Sometimes I put on a trench coat and intentionally make escorts uneasy.

[Pretentious Batman @PretentiousBats]

I'm back, motherfu- WHAT? BEN AFFLECK? Aww shit.

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ZURR ENH ARRRR

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So let me make sure I have the facts: Alex Rodriguez is Bane. And now I have to break him. Ok, got it.

[Pretentious Batman @PretentiousBats]

I've been wandering the wilderness, punching bears, fighting horses, eating sharks raw. PCP is a hell of a drug.

[Pretentious Batman @PretentiousBats]

Walk up in the club like, "What up, I'M FUCKING BATMAN."

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My Bat-Dick is bigger than the entirety of Anthony Wiener's text logs.

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Carlos Danger escaped Arkham? FUCK. That guy's always trying to show me his dick like it's a prize or some shit. Motherfucker, I'M BATMAN.

[Pretentious Batman @PretentiousBats]

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@sxeblackcanary YOU'RE WELCOME.

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@sxeblackcanary that wasn't me. I was just narrating. I'm gonna tell Barbara you thought she was a dude.

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Punch, Snap, Break, Twist, that's right put in work, move that ass, go berserk: Batman's Work Out Plaaaaaannnnnn

[Pretentious Batman @PretentiousBats]

HMFiC. Zooming through the streets, blasting 36 Chambers. Protect Ya Neck, punks.