Tiffany Palumbo

Writer. Editor. Glitter Enthusiast.
CNF, MFA Student, slave to cats.

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Opossums are the next fashionably cute animal. You heard it here first.

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They've brought back @blink182 and low-rise jeans, so when do we get our old school, oversized @Vans skate shoes? INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW!

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At a local cafe and I saw three espresso shots get pulled and then just SIT for over a minute and a half and STILL GET USED. Poor things looked like tributes in the Hunger Games.

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Ya girl's official! #mfa #motherfuckingartist #drowningindebtdontcare https://t.co/nVxqAqL3tx

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I feel like this is part of a clip you'd see on @LastWeekTonight :
“We’re not God, but we know the power of God when God has the hiccups,” Proctor said. “We know the power of nature."https://t.co/lQpSod6oFX

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Uh oh I took my meds and accidentally hyper-focused on this instead of doing my reading for the week.

#adventuretime #dryeraseart #adhdhyperfocus https://t.co/G96aplLndF

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Ads on Hulu for sister sites:
ForHims: Meds for erection, hair loss, premature ejaculation
ForHers: Anti-anxiety
The gender role enforcement is real.

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You know how some paragraphs have those symbols signifying a jump in time or perspective?
I just learned it's called a "dinkus."

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What is Stretch Princess up to these days?

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2 1/2 years ago, and today. @tallahasseecatcafe #blackcatsofinstagram https://t.co/w60c2Yq6Zr

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Just posted a photo @ Tallahassee, Florida https://t.co/BCHyJlbvmp

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Old white guy just claimed the "shmutz" on his windshield every morning is the "last kind of pollution we have here in Tallahassee." #whiteprivilege #whitemanthings

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Come down to @wordofsouthfest and see @kristen__arnett give a reading and @heathermaloney_ perform! At the Down South Home Stage! @ Tallahassee, Florida https://t.co/wp6naZ89EL

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I'm doing the thing again!
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#freshpickedprose #publicradio #allthingsconsidered @wfsupublicmedia #creativenonfiction #essaysaboutcats @ WFSU Public Media https://t.co/uqV0eAByBz

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I've been feeling stronger and more confident in my body the past few weeks. Weighed myself and I'm now at my heaviest weight I have ever been.

So today I threw out my scale.

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Never fun dealing with a panic attack in the middle of a group workout 🏋‍♀️🙄🤯

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Went for daily walkies w/ BB, but he just kept going ON about something, and not really rolling/running around like usual. Then it started raining, so we RAN back home. He'd run ~20 feet, stop and look back to make sure I was keeping up, repeat. "I TRIED to tell you, mom!"

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@AuthorCarmelB Also Portland! Us PNW bitches got TRAUMA.

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Psychiatrist: take your meds EXACTLY as prescribed. We will randomly drug test you to make sure.
Also psychiatrist: We fucked up, so you'll have to go a week without your medication. No, we won't write a new rx for a week's worth. Try skipping doses to make it last longer.