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swirling through the bullshit chaotic abyss that is life but also some sorta anxiety ridden, alcohol fueled, pot tempered path of excess but also a lot of love

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Dating-
2013: "Do I wanna spend the rest of my life w/ this person?"
2017: "Do I wanna go through the collapse of capitalism w this person?"

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The restaurant is slaughtering geese out back and serving it as duck on the menu

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@BullhornBarry @RottenTomatoes Take a chill pill it's a movie.

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@ronscarol @FoxNews Yes, the boomers really are.

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@hellswelles please do more with the devil, no matter what sort of blood pact must be signed it's for the greater good my friend

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@hellswelles is literally the most punk rock person in existence right now there i s literally not even a comparison alive plz sign on

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a game called 'get off mah land' where you defend your miltia family against the federal government

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@AshleyPerkins89 Don't mind me, I'm just here for the gross, old, fat, white guys trying to start convos with this thot in the thread 🍿

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@seanagnew You made @marcorubio look like a naive child that will get into a strange man's card for a pack of pokemon cards

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@sophiedee I'm here to make fun of all the gross, fat, old, white men trying to start conversations with internet thots.

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@TheRicanMemes The imagined visual of Trump and Elon attempting to even jog in any context is fucking hilarious thank you for the laugh, friend 😂

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@MattWallace888 Hey asshole don't watch the NBA and your problem is 100% solved.

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@cb_doge the further compression of wealth and elimination of the middle class, corporate control of the state, and promoting authoritarian techno fascism seem like the obvious answer here but hey who am tf am i

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@otokyo avoiding raping women and children on a private island with wealthy elite cannibals who worship satan

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@JudyHousto77751 @WhiteHouse @TomFitton good luck catching me without falling over yourself and shitting your pants you geriatric cunt

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@GodandCountryy @WhiteHouse so tryhard and gay

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@ClaudeDevs Oops! Someone at Anthropic either forgot to grease up the correct political partners or they're smarter than I suspect and this is the greatest IPO advertisement ever.

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@Rightanglenews You maggats love celebrating a black man failing and that's such a sad, pathetic display of fragility. Hope y'all learn to pull yourselves up by the bootstraps soon. <3

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@NannerMcPants @Variety After lurking your replies, I am genuinely concerned. Call 988 to reach a free, confidential, 24/7 lifeline that connects you with a trained mental health or crisis counselor. You will never be dismissed or judged, and the call is strictly for emotional support and de-escalation.

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when a person dies and the ghost comes out which hole does it use? north or south?

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yall aint got no money you can tell by the way you beef on the internet