Brigid Dunn

Drunk American girl doll and aspiring comedy person tweeting about karaoke more than is really okay.

[Brigid Dunn @PrettyGEEKY91]

Welcome to the portion of the show where I meticulously dismantle and then incinerate all the good things I’ve built in my life since my last depressive episode.

[Brigid Dunn @PrettyGEEKY91]

Lost my job just in time for Christmas so I’m using TikTok shop coupons for literally everything now. https://t.co/t7mKLaU2pj

[Brigid Dunn @PrettyGEEKY91]

So. I’m like cool enough that Nathaniel Rateliff occasionally pops up in my “people you may know”, but not cool enough for people to actually like me very often. That’s fun.

[Brigid Dunn @PrettyGEEKY91]

I’m about to be on the Laxin at The Lair podcast. Listen live here: https://t.co/gsY1jTrDBe

[Brigid Dunn @PrettyGEEKY91]

Everyday is a blessing because it’s another step closer to death.

[Brigid Dunn @PrettyGEEKY91]

@guyincognito Im like really drunk/bored/can’t sleep & going through old tweets to see if I’ve ever said anything funny in my entire life. And honestly, rereading this made me laugh for a solid 4.5 min and I just need you to know that I’ve always found you to be a real treat. So thank you.

[Brigid Dunn @PrettyGEEKY91]

The only person who should be allowed to write dramatic television is Joss Whedon. Don’t @ me on this. Everyone else is irresponsible and bad at what they are doing.

[Brigid Dunn @PrettyGEEKY91]

I’ve never met a straight man who can cook as well as he thinks he can.

[Brigid Dunn @PrettyGEEKY91]

And im not at all trying to distract myself from the fact that i may have sent one such message and have yet to get a response. How dare you insinuate otherwise! #singleforlife #drunkAF #improbablyhypomanic #whoops

[Brigid Dunn @PrettyGEEKY91]

I don’t always send drunk texts… but when I do they have an introduction & thesis statement, include scources and links, and rely heavily on extensive notes taken down days (if not months) prior. And occasionally, depending on the situation, may be subject to peer review.

[Brigid Dunn @PrettyGEEKY91]

So I guess I can’t say I never used my education for nothing.

[Brigid Dunn @PrettyGEEKY91]

A friend told me tonight that I’m a father figure for them. And it made my little #genderqueer heart so happy but made my trauma brain scream bloody fucking murder.

[Brigid Dunn @PrettyGEEKY91]

I think the way I navigated that interaction with my parents scored a solid -3/10.

[Brigid Dunn @PrettyGEEKY91]

I desire to enjoy sounds, but alas I do not. #overstimulated

[Brigid Dunn @PrettyGEEKY91]

My love language is never knowing how to answer a text and constantly testing a persons tolerance for neurosis.

[Brigid Dunn @PrettyGEEKY91]

Fuck. I hurt my own god damned feelings again. But in a good way?

[Brigid Dunn @PrettyGEEKY91]

Fuck. And now I’m “realizing I’m probably manic right now but my feelings are still valid” crying. #bipolarlife #neurospicy #meltdown

[Brigid Dunn @PrettyGEEKY91]

I am currently “sending my siblings totally unhinged messages” level tired. But I greatly prefer it to when I get “not talking to anyone I don’t see daily because of an overwhelming feeling that love is conditional & fleeting” level anxious. Because mental health is an adventure.

[Brigid Dunn @PrettyGEEKY91]

I just watched a bro get thrown out of a bar and in his bro ass accent he left shouting “That bro is VEXED” and I can’t help but find him kinda lovable now even though he was drunk and the worst.

[Brigid Dunn @PrettyGEEKY91]

Either I’m a AI that just gained sentience, or I’m entering a manic episode. At this point it’s anyone’s guess. #unmedicated #wishiwerenttho

[Brigid Dunn @PrettyGEEKY91]

100% the reason I can’t be in a relationship right now is because my idea of flirting is shouting about disco and pshycology at the human I find attractive.

[Brigid Dunn @PrettyGEEKY91]

The path to hell is paved with good intentions, and I’m the principal brick layer.