Mirade Murphy

Mycology, Travelling and Tattoos. Basically tweeting stuff my friends say when drunk

[Mirade Murphy @PrettyLittleRay]

"You can call me piggy piggy all you like just dont tase me" 😂😂

[Mirade Murphy @PrettyLittleRay]

She doesn't need condoms, she's got an app

[Mirade Murphy @PrettyLittleRay]

'This is very aestically pleasing to me, I wonder if it actually works as a product'

[Mirade Murphy @PrettyLittleRay]

"I don't always flirt with inanimate objects..."

[Mirade Murphy @PrettyLittleRay]

"Immigrants aren't the problem, you're attitude is"

[Mirade Murphy @PrettyLittleRay]

'No, we don't listen to child molesters, that's just the rules'

[Mirade Murphy @PrettyLittleRay]

"Eat ya raisins and simmer down"

[Mirade Murphy @PrettyLittleRay]

"I'm worried if I go to the gym I'll just become too sexy"

[Mirade Murphy @PrettyLittleRay]

"Finding the will to fuck about with doors and stuff is hard when you can't even find the will to live"

[Mirade Murphy @PrettyLittleRay]

"Well stop coughing on his dick then"

[Mirade Murphy @PrettyLittleRay]

"You don't need external validation for everything you do" "Of course I do, don't be ridiculous"

[Mirade Murphy @PrettyLittleRay]

"I don't have to be drunk to be intrusive"

[Mirade Murphy @PrettyLittleRay]

"You wouldn't let me leave or hide under the table?" "You didn't have Chlamydia"

[Mirade Murphy @PrettyLittleRay]

"Did you know that at one point your belly button was essentially your mouth?"

[Mirade Murphy @PrettyLittleRay]

@JevonZeroGrams Well you should know 😂😂

[Mirade Murphy @PrettyLittleRay]

"I call this a liquid breakfast, others would call it alcoholism"

[Mirade Murphy @PrettyLittleRay]

"Mirade look! Daddy's squatting me!"

[Mirade Murphy @PrettyLittleRay]

"what the hell is going on? She never spits unless it's an emergency"

[Mirade Murphy @PrettyLittleRay]

"I'm not a pervert, well I'm not registered"

[Mirade Murphy @PrettyLittleRay]

In early 2000's is about screaming champagne Supernova at the top of your lungs because you are Liam Gallagher