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[Softboy @softboywin]

Apple being sued for icloud overcharge Good cos they be stealing

[chels @gremlingardener]

keeping the tradition alive, happy 4th!!!!

[yimika| @yimikaaaa]

i actually think "surface level" friendships are very healthy. not everyone in your life has to be your ride or die. some friends are for the gym. some are for going out. some are just for complaining about work or bureaucracy. when you stop expecting everyone to be your everything, the disappointment disappears. those deep convos and connections are for the 2-3 people closest to you

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

DONALD. TRUMP. SAID. TODAY. THAT. HE. HAD. A. FULL. CONVERSATION. WITH. THEODORE. ROOSEVELT. ABOUT. THE. PANAMA. CANAL.

TEDDY ROOSEVELT DIED IN 1919.

THE. MAN. IS. OUT. OF. HIS. MIND.

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

Bank: We need proof you can afford a $2,000/month mortgage.

Me: I’ve been paying $2,800/month in rent for years.

Bank: Doesn’t count.

[jezz @JezziiB]

Obama once said "If you have to win a campaign by dividing people, you're not going to be able to govern them. You won't be able to unite them later." Boy was he right!

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I’m going to teach my kids that their sibling is the most important person in their life. You take care of each other by all means possible

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

Shut up, bitch.

[UpLift Your Mind @Upliftyourmnd]

BIG PHARMA BURIED THE WORLD'S CHEAPEST MEDICINE.

In 1924, Doctors Used Baking Soda To Fight Infections.

Today's Research Proves It Fights Cancer.

Here are 7 ways to use it 🧵:

[Rose TheArtist @rosethaaartist]

Airbnb lost the plot. The whole appeal was affordability and unique experience. Now it’s expensive, inconsistent, and I still have to do chores. Hard pass

[Sarrah Bellus @sarrah_bellus]

It made my day 🫣

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

People didn’t stop going to theatres because of Netflix, Disney+, or Prime Video. They stopped when snacks started costing as much as the movie ticket.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Health insurance is cool because you get to pay a bunch of money each month for nothing and then if something happens to you, you pay a bunch more.

[SwiftieLee 🖤 @SwiftieLee1]

Having a child with the wrong person ties you to a lifetime of toxicity and regrets

[J Girl @juliethardt]

They need to apologize to Scotty 🤷🏾‍♀️ them btcs did all that sht talking about how they would never fight each other for our “entertainment” … just to turn around and FIGHT for our entertainment !! 😂😂😂

[Me @PrettyMama_95]

Why is it always somebody with no profile picture talking shit? Lol hiding behind a screen

[𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐌𝐎 … @JaYunnaMonae]

My discernment goes so crazy .. i literally can tell if you don't like me and you could be being nice... I can tell if you just talk about me but act normal around me .. I can tell if you have a bad spirit... I can tell allat.. and sometimes I'll think I'm tripping cause other ppl would be like no they not like that and whole time 😭 I was right!!

[J!REH 🏆 @jirehpc]

People can’t read anymore so they just think everything means whatever they want it to mean lol

[Me @PrettyMama_95]

Some jobs will make you lose your mind bro😭😭 idk how people stay in one position for so many years. It can be so draining

[Cassie Pritchard @hecubian_devil]

Zohran:

1) froze the rent
2) expanded childcare
3) balanced the budget
4) put belt to ass in the primaries
5) presided over declining crime
6) Knicks victory

Has there ever been a mayoralty with more aura?