To the “generation of girls that watched Devon Sawa ask Christina Ricci can I keep you” and have been “chasing that feeling ever since”: Don’t forget to rewind the VHS tape and stick it back in the big plastic case. — Love you.
A P.E.I. teenage boy who struck another teenage boy with a machete during a fight at Bluefield High School has pleaded guilty to aggravated assault and possession of a weapon for a dangerous purpose. https://t.co/ty0sSIV2Un
Pest Control comes once every 2 weeks because of cockroaches in the building. "How did your big date go?" "Looks like he cooks." "Extra bottles here than usual. Someone had a good time." It's just an interesting adlib to my life's sitcom. Life updates with Pest Control
I only have 150 followers on tiktok but a girl at the boat party went "oh my God.i follow you on tiktok!"... on route to being Maritime famous boys haha
Real conversation I just had. Hot guy: you're sexy as fuck. Me: I'm actuslly really weird but I appreciate that. *realizes immediately I should have just said thank you*....
I am fucking working on the confidence thing!!!
Is it normal to still think about your first crush..... on Joe Carter of the 1993 World Series winning Toronto Blue Jays baseball team?... is that normal?
Was gonna watch @nbcsnl but found out Kate McKinnon is leaving and gets a send off with one of her lengdary alien skits... so I'll wait cuz I'm gonna cry a fucking river