Gabe

Yeah, yeah, alright

[Chris Sommerfeldt @C_Sommerfeldt]

Mayor Adams' office now confirms he used to date his "sports czar," Jasmine Ray, before tapping her for the $161K-a-year City Hall post in late 2022.

Ray resigned Friday before revealing she's publishing a book about her "hidden relationship" with Adams. https://t.co/EvyTSuDxqf

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

"I never stood with Bibi."

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

After the shooting at my high school you literally accused my friends and myself of being paid government crisis actors that resulted in us getting thousands of death threats. Go fuck yourself.

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

I am once again asking you to stop sending us money.

But we do need your time. ⏰

[Emma Vigeland @EmmaVigeland]

Why is your hand on her lower back the entire time?

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

Does anyone know what happened between May and August of this year?

[Brad Lander @bradlander]

I don’t usually have sympathy for Andrew Cuomo, but I do really understand the strategy of doing videos with your daughter when everyone tells you that yours stink.

[Gabe @Prettyboysalad]

This is so funny coming from the guy who did this

[Fox News @FoxNews]

Andrew Cuomo: "Zohran will talk about woke issues. I want to talk about affordable housing. I want to talk about, 'I'm afraid to have my daughter on the train, the subway." | @TheStoryFNC @marthamaccallum

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

The woke issues:

[Jose Martinez @JMartinezNYC]

A big “thank you!” always to the supporters who keep @THECITYNY cranking.

But… a bag of potato chips with some cash tucked inside *IS NOT* the way!

🌐 WORLD EXCLUSIVE 🌐 from @katie_honan https://t.co/SsXslcIJiB

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

Last week, ICE arrested a six-year-old Queens public school student at her family's scheduled check-in. This morning, she was deported along with her mother. One of her siblings remains in detention.

The cruelty of this federal administration knows no bounds.

[Becky with the good scare 🎃 👻🕸️ @_rebeccaclewis]

Team Cuomo is distancing from Jason Levin amid backlash over his right-wing posts. "Bigotry, misogyny, anything like that, we believe has no room in this race," spox Rich Azzopardi said, adding Levin is not connected to the campaign and made them just one meme (mayor who works)

[Gabe @Prettyboysalad]

@iamjasonlevin You look like if Harry Potter was an iPad kid

[Gabe @Prettyboysalad]

Wassup, my name is Jason, I post stolen jokes for guys who sexually harass their staff and kill thousands of grandparents. Are you running against a candidate who doesn't accept corporate money? I have a dat boi meme for you. I haven't been able to get an erection in 15 years.

[Gabe @Prettyboysalad]

Bragging about views on twitter is like walking around NYC for a day and being like "over a 1,000 people saw me!!"

You have the most cringe, dystopian, soul corrupting job I have ever heard of. Repent. Shave your head. Become a Buddhist monk. You can still be in the light

[Jason Levin @iamjasonlevin]

I'm making memes for the mayor.

Yes, actually.

I made a meme for Andrew Cuomo that hit 5M+ views.

Tonight I met with Cuomo and his team to talk about marketing strategy.

Here's how I plan to save NYC with memes alone:

[THREAD]

[Gabe @Prettyboysalad]

@andrewcuomo @ZohranKMamdani I see you got back from the Hamptons!!

[Jacob N. Kornbluh @jacobkornbluh]

Fwiw, Mamdani has said that he’s encourage people not to use the intifada slogan + during the primary, he attended several mayoral candidate forums held in NYC synagogues, including a town hall at the UJA Federation of NY HQ.

[Gabe @Prettyboysalad]

@USA_Polling This guy has employed the rigorous "will they let him on a magazine" litmus test, and unfortunately, Zohran is actually a corporate stooge and apologist 😫I hate it too, but there's arguing with that :(