Charlie || they/them

Fear of a Name 🖤👇

[Charlie || they/them @PretzelCharlie]

Me: oh, I haven’t been on Twitter in ages! I wonder why?
Me: *goes on Twitter*
Me: *sees all the news and stuff I was trying to avoid bc anxiety*
Me:

[Charlie || they/them @PretzelCharlie]

@ctrlzahra @jk_rowling There’s a theory the map doesn’t show people in animagus form unless you know they’re an animagus (bc the Marauders would’ve been more concerned about keeping their secret than the map being 100% accurate), hence why Harry never saw Pettigrew on it (in the books) but Lupin did

[Charlie || they/them @PretzelCharlie]

@bt_uk Ah yes, BT, the company that thinks “can you come and check something in the house we’ll be moving to in 3 or 4 months” means “please cut off our wifi immediately so we have to connect everything to our data hotspots and thus completely ruin our phones’ battery lives”

[Charlie || they/them @PretzelCharlie]

@ThatMumboJumbo That’s Not A Good Thing, Mumbo

[Charlie || they/them @PretzelCharlie]

@Girl_by_the_Aga We can’t get a lot of my safety foods, and those we can are restricted to only 2 or 3 (stuff like Heinz beans, fish fingers, frozen pizza, etc), which sucks because stuff that makes me anxious normally means I revert to solely eating said safety foods :/

[Charlie || they/them @PretzelCharlie]

@AmyLee_thirty3 Animal Crossing

[Charlie || they/them @PretzelCharlie]

@Sqaishey The closest thing to a weighted blanket I’ve got is a weighted snake thing that I got at an autism show a few years back, but even that‘s really helpful for me, especially when I’m getting overwhelmed

(On another note, I’m hoping to get a proper weighted blanket for Christmas)

[Sean R. Pumpkins, Author 🎃🎃🎃 @TheCleftonTwain]

WHAT ARE WE?

Writers!

WHY DO WE WRITE?

To get rich!

...

Just kidding!

SO WHY DO WE WRITE?

To kill off people we hate!

IN OUR BOOKS?

...Uh, right, books!

YOU'RE CREEPY!

You're next!

#amwriting
#writerslife
#writingcommunity

[Sean R. Pumpkins, Author 🎃🎃🎃 @TheCleftonTwain]

You know you're a writer when:

You write

Or avoid writing by procrastinating

But no, seriously, you write

Or not, I mean, Twitter is pretty fun

But you should be writing

Shut up! We must know how many divots in each ceiling tile!

#amwriting
#writerslife
#writingcommunity

[Charlie || they/them @PretzelCharlie]

@instagram https://t.co/KXhLGl0z7B

Insta y’all need to fix your shit

[megan @mcswegan]

Plot twist at the end there

[Sofia Paredes @SofiaParedes79]

tired of being single? lower your standards a bit. my new boyfriend is a coconut taped to a mop.

[Charlie || they/them @PretzelCharlie]

@deapoirierbooks To evolve from a writer to an author, I just need to get a cat and start drinking coffee

[Charlie || they/them @PretzelCharlie]

@instagram My rants won’t upload to my story but literally everything else does 🙄

[Charlie || they/them @PretzelCharlie]

@LunaKayne 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Eric Proton @EricProton]

Takes a screencap so he can subtweet like Gaston

[Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist]

LUST: He brags about grabbing women

GLUTTONY: He drinks 12 diet cokes a day

GREED: He’s profiting off presidency

SLOTH: He’s spent 1/3rd of presidency at a Trump Property

WRATH: He attacks the Media daily

ENVY: He is jealous of Obama

PRIDE: He makes everything about himself

[Elliott Downing @elliott_downing]

Another funny thing about raccoons is that they— Wait, you haven't registered to vote yet? It's SEPTEMBER. You said you were going to do that back in, like, April. What the fuck are you doing? No more bullshit. Register to vote. Today. I'm not finishing this tweet until you do.

[Charlie || they/them @PretzelCharlie]

@stampylongnose Not sure if that’s you or Alyx asking 😂