Simon Texidor

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Gay uncle said I looked like I gained weight when I came by to visit him while I'm home bc he lives in the middle of nowhere and has like no one to talk to

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Body inclusivity

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@beetlewise I love and hate this at the same time

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@flowfaggometer @MrT4styy LMFAOAAO

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People keep saying this? Y’all never heard of a keyboard smash lmfao we’re losing ancient texts 😭😭😭

[thiccboijulio @thiccboijulio]

@PretzelSub I'm sorry but what does "LMSGDBFNRNRB" mean?

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@irnfsts This is great

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@latrizard I’m not white I swear😭

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@NAKYTOPIA I like your pfp

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Texting my boyfriend on Grindr ⚰️

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@mrdiceshow I feel like they’re always within the vicinity of each other lmao

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@unbornperson @scqft Omg that’s awful, I’m glad you realized that you needed to step away from that. I hope you’re much happier now!

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@LindsayLoHoe Sister they’re sooooo mad in the replies I’m wheezing

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Accidentally made a hit tweet plz⚰️

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Texting my boyfriend on Grindr ⚰️

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People mad asf in these replies lmfao
We did not actually cruise home depot it was a joke🤣

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Tried to show my boyfriend an lps video on TikTok and he said he didn’t wanna watch it bc he didn’t find it funny…he hates me

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@princexendymion I’m gagged that they took out Ara right at merge I thought they’d drag it to give gabby something to do other than be friends with tom⚰️

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@shrineofeviee I’m so sorry diva 😭
I feel that so bad

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@sapphicivvy Right…

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Look at this cunty ass grasshopper

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Extremely rare pink grasshopper spotted in the wild

The unusual pink color is caused by a rare genetic mutation called erythrism, making these insects exceptionally uncommon

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@cloverwizard03 @RoTheeQueen Right like if anything make him flip on Ally to try and gain control with the idol or SOMETHING