FreedomFromPretzels

World's bigliest twitter dedicated to removing pretzels from #ChexMix, an otherwise delicious snack. We're not here to follow you, just whine about pretzels.

[FreedomFromPretzels @Pretzel_Free]

Once a washed up child actor, now high on #pretzels, harassing the public. #RickySchroder #CostcoJason

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Little pile of shame in the background.

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@TimCJudd @DanRather Amen brother! God surely hates pretzels. But then god hates a lot of things...god has questionable taste...🤔#pretzelssuck #notinmymix #chexmix

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@DanRather Non-political, @DanRather? Non-political? Not a single piece of anti-pretzel legislation in over 30 years, and Dan thinks it's non-political! Both parties want it this way! Are you under the thumb of #BigPretzel too? How high does this go? #chexmix #notinmymix #pretzelssuck

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@DeanEgger Nuts? Brother @DeanEgger this is chock full o' sense! Hot Lips knows what's up. Where are you @GeneralMills? The pretzels gotta go! #notinmymix #chexmix #pretzelssuck

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Another day in pretzel hell...at least that orange dipshit is out. We need pretzels out too! @GeneralMills pretzels gotta go! #notinmymix #chexmix #pretzelssuck #TrumpIsGone

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@ericbpandemic This is the worst thing I've seen in 2020. Look what this cat has done to this poor man. This is what #bigpretzel wants us to be...😢 #pretzelssuck

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@Sambelinaviolet Finally! An acceptable use for #pretzels

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@brennafilion OShit @brennafilion! Another reason #pretzelssuck

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[Some] scholars date the invention of the #pretzel to 7th century European prostitutes who used them as a form of contraception. It didn't work then and it doesn't work now! #getemout @GeneralMills #pretzelssuck

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Can #pretzels increase your chance of contracting #COVID19 ? No one knows and @GeneralMills doesn't care. #pretzelssuck #ArePretzelsDeadly?

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@Arbys = congestive heart failure

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Patriots! #Pretzelssuck @generalmills I know what you did last summer!

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My browser says @Arbys wants to know my location. I'm at the corner of intense hunger and agonizing despair. I need Horsey sauce, not more questions. #why #pretzelssuck

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@petevanliere @RoldGold @Snyders_Hanover @GeneralMills You'd like everything in a twist, wouldn't you pretzel lover?! How can anyone relaaaaax when this afront to #snacks will not cease? Get #pretzels out of #chexmix @GeneralMills! Do it for the kids! 😥

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@mrroader14 You tell 'em Dodge! A cat after my own heart. #pretzelssuck

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@toskidoF Were you dropped on your head?

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Shame!

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@stellarsnacks Hate—speech! Obvious #bigpretzel got to you too. #chexmix may never be free.