Average Joe

Pipe dream enthusiast

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock2]

''If God real, why space big?''

Because he created it for us to conquer

[Fairy Gothmother, MD @jenny2x4]

This doesn’t make me scared that Iran is going to bomb me it makes me scared the US is going to bomb me and blame it on Iran

[Mr Global @MrGlobal2025]

Sometimes “nobody else had the guts” really means “nobody else was dumb enough.”

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Crazy how every good thing that happens to me is a random stroke of undeserved luck but every bad thing that happens to me is a direct result of my foolish & insufficient character :/

[sleepy @sleepy_crusader]

they can all go,,,

to my Tummy !!!

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

Opening ceremony on the scenic LA River in 2028. They can build bleachers on the sloped concrete banks. It’s perfect

[🏛 𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 🏛 @nonregemesse]

BCE/CE is a cowardly euphemism

[Jyggalag, Princess of Order @_Jyggalag_]

PAUL MERCEDES
NISSAN AL-GAIB

[Destinys Braiding Shop @dadbodsociety]

im sorry i have to say this but GitHub needs a big red "download" button.

[lil arab @sweatyhairy]

sometimes u just gotta say "im gonna kill myself" then keep it movin

[Jalen @jayjjalen]

What we need is a prequel to the first movie that takes place in the prime of superheroes following Bob and Helen falling in love.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Deciding to get up

[Sonin @ImSonin_]

this show is so fucking good man

[Mikki Kendall @Karnythia]

Scotland and Wales now is the time to revolt.

[K. @IbaraEleven]

Why hold the fossil fuel industry accountable when we could just stop breathing instead

[Dan Star Wars Centralized 🟢 @SCentralized]

Mon Mothma has proven that recasting can be the best thing that ever happened to a character, please let someone else actually emote as Luke Skywalker

[Cult of the Lamb @cultofthelamb]

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