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I lost everything, but my Twitter account. I can’t believe Musk spent $44 billion for just that. GREG Kelly still sucks. Parody.

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So—@realDonaldTrump got banned about two weeks before I would have guessed. Without our GLORIOUS NARCISSIST in CHIEF, there is really no point to this account.

Starting Monday look for a new title on this account when it becomes @gregkellyusa #1 most bestest FAN CLUB! WHEEEEEE!

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Greg Kelly is such a climber that he’s disappointed for not being in the Epstein Files.

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@seanhannity @StephenM Trump makes the case for destroying NATO again because Putin demanded it again and you know, Epstein.

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@WhiteHouse Just impeach and convict Trump already

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GregKellyusa is such a complete tool concluding that the woman who facilitated Epstein’s crimes against children, is a victim.

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Greg Kelly has gone fully pro-pedo, as expected and on schedule. Maybe Donald will be on his show again in a couple of months to show his gratitude for the historic suck-up-titude and WTF happened to Greg’s eyebrows!!!!!!!!

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@ksorbs Barack HUSSAIN Obama has full presidential immunity for all acts done under presidential authority and presumed immunity for all other acts and all of this stuff is well beyond the statutes of limitations even if SCOTUS hadn’t declared that all Presidents are kings. Cry harder.

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@elonmusk GROK KNOW THAT NOT REAL MONEY

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@WhiteHouse I just can’t.

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Just think @gregkellyusa, this could have been you!

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Does anybody use Twitter anymore?

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@realDonaldTrump And I got a bunch of deferments for bone spurs! I would have conquered Canada back then too!

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@Apple You guys picked a bang-up day to start posting on Twitter again

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@ENIMEMES @atensnut Even AI thinks Trump is a fat ass

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@atensnut The Don smells like poop, BO, and bronzer. He needs to use this stuff more than you.

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@hiconsulduarte @realDonaldTrump Seriously. The number is closer to 800,000.

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@catturd2 Greg Kelly will be a better President than Trump!

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Courage in the face of a cat turd is harder than you think. Who am I kidding. It isn’t hard at all.

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STFU!

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@MELANIATRUMP I also use a profile pic from 40 years ago.

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OMF, @gregkellyusa grew one single testicle. But only one. https://t.co/2jxgDOjVBX

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@realDonaldTrump VOTE FOR ME OR I WILL GO TO JAIL!