Still Your President Serpentor

I POSSESS THE DNA OF ALL OF THE GREATEST LEADERS OF HISTORY, also a Businessman.

[Still Your President Serpentor @PrezSerpentor]

I STILL PLAN TO ONLY POST ON MY COBRA SOCIAL ACCOUNT!!!

SIGN UP FOR COBRA SOCIAL!
THIS I COMMAND!!!!!

[Still Your President Serpentor @PrezSerpentor]

I SEE LIFE AGAIN!!!!!

[Still Your President Serpentor @PrezSerpentor]

GOOD NEWS THE FRONTMAN FOR A PILLOW COMPANY TOLD ME THAT I AM PRESIDENT ONCE MORE!!!

WHY WILL MY WHITE HOUSE ACCESS CARDS STILL NOT WORK THOUGH!?!??

[Still Your President Serpentor @PrezSerpentor]

WHY ARE THESE MEN MAKING ME LEAVE?!??

[Still Your President Serpentor @PrezSerpentor]

I FEEL LIKE SOMETHING BAD HAPPENED TO A PARALLEL UNIVERSE VERSION OF ME!!

AT LEAST I CAN TWEET ABOUT IT!!!!

[Still Your President Serpentor @PrezSerpentor]

WHERE DID MY TWEETS GO I WAS MERELY CORRUPTING DEMOCRACY AND INCITING VIOLENCE!?!???

[Still Your President Serpentor @PrezSerpentor]

DO IT YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!!!!

[Still Your President Serpentor @PrezSerpentor]

SINCE WHEN IS THREATENING ELECTION OFFICIALS WHEN THEY DO NOT FIX RESULTS A CRIME!?!???

[Still Your President Serpentor @PrezSerpentor]

I HAVE SIGNED AN EXECUTIVE ORDER TO REPEAL THE NEW YEAR!!!

[Still Your President Serpentor @PrezSerpentor]

IF IT WAS UP TO ME YOU WOULD ALL GET MASSIVE CASH HANDOUTS BUT OH WELL WHAT CAN I DO I AM MERELY THE PRESIDENT!!!

[Still Your President Serpentor @PrezSerpentor]

I WILL LET YOU KNOW MY OPINION ON THE NASHVILLE SUICIDE BOMBER AFTER I FIND OUT IF HE WAS A FAN OF MINE OR NOT!!!!!

[Still Your President Serpentor @PrezSerpentor]

DO NOT BLAME ME FOR THE UPCOMING SHUTDOWN I JUST DO NOT LIKE SIGNING THINGS!!

[Still Your President Serpentor @PrezSerpentor]

TODAY I ANNOUNCE FULL PARDONS FOR DR MINDBENDER, DESTRO, AND THE BARONESS!!!!

NO WRONG DOING FOUND!!!!

[Still Your President Serpentor @PrezSerpentor]

WHY DO WE ASSUME THAT COBRA WAS BEHIND THE MAJOR GOVERNMENT HACKING?!??

IT VERY WELL COULD HAVE BEEN GIJOE!!!

MAINFRAME, DIALTONE, BREAKER, SCI-FI, SHOCKWAVE, ZAP, SHORTFUSE, AND THE FRIDGE SOUND LIKE HACKERS MONIKERS TO ME!!!!!!

[Still Your President Serpentor @PrezSerpentor]

THE VIRUS IS A HOAX AND I DEMAND TO BE FIRST IN LINE TO GET THE VACCINE FOR IT!!!!

[Still Your President Serpentor @PrezSerpentor]

DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHERE THE MARSHALL LAW IS IN THE BOOKS?!?

I NEED TO FIND IT FOR REASONS!!!!

[Still Your President Serpentor @PrezSerpentor]

WHY DID I RIG THE SUPREME COURT IF THEY ARE JUST GOING TO UPHOLD THE CONSTITUTION!?!???

[Still Your President Serpentor @PrezSerpentor]

I LEAVE FOR GEORGIA TOMORROW!

NOT THE STATE, THE COUNTRY WITH NO US EXTRADITION!!!!!

[Still Your President Serpentor @PrezSerpentor]

WHO WON THE ELECTION?!??

[Still Your President Serpentor @PrezSerpentor]

HAD THERE BEEN AN ELECTION I WOULD HAVE WON IT!!!