Doctor Cactus

Cookie clicker and Awesamdude enthusiast

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@GenshinImpact WHY DOES AMAZON THINK THIS IS A SEX TOY HELLO??

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@mikaluminous im so confused why is that a top ten moments taken before disaster THIS SAME TWEET HAS POPPED UP ON MY FEED LIKE 3 TIMES IN THE PAST 3 HOURS AND IT'S EATING AT MY BRAIN WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

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@a_piglins The my hero academia fandom beat you to it, I'm honestly suprised it wasn't the haikyuu fandom

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@W3llthatsIronic A wave of writers block is going through town, hide your kids, hide your wives, act like it’s a PLAGUE

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@W3llthatsIronic YAYAYAYAYA IM SO EXCITED TO READ THIS I LOVE THE STORY SO FAR!!!

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@W3llthatsIronic Literally right when I’m about to board a plane he starts streaming. Wilbur Soot has left the common folk to DIE

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@W3llthatsIronic I’d say it’s more of an SCP

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@W3llthatsIronic That is a fantastic idea and I am totally normal about it! (PLEASE GOD PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE THE FIRST CHAPTER WAS SO GOOD)

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@FeedMe_Katsudon Awesamdude is literally my favorite person ever and Dropsbyponk is SO underrated too!!!!

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@georgieboat His only redeeming quality is that he’s a pretty boy. Nothing else beyond that, glad I never liked that stale piece of wonder bread <3

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@KeliahAT Omg me and a few others saw you and were squealing in our group lol. Amazing cosplay!!!

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@_SkySylvie We are contributing to the gay, doing our part

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The line for #lovejoydenver is the most gay gay homosexual gay line I have ever seen in my life. Crochet lesbian hats? Check. Dyed hair? Literally everywhere. I’ve seen atleast two pairs of girls kissing and it’s been like an hour

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@Lilannleo1 Needs more gay, step it up loser

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@LORELVJY I mean, I hate Dream just as much as the next person, but like he at least could’ve communicated just a little tiny itty bit with Dream about it? But also like, fuck Dream????????????

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@grimmijaggers @Dream__Fanart IM SO SORRY I DONT MEAN TO COME OFF AS ANYTHING BUT GENUINELY CURIOUS BUT WHY DOES DREAM HAVE SOME SERIOUS MOMMY MILKERS? THOSE ARE SOME SERIOUS BADONKAS SIR??? IM SO CONFUSED AND IM SO SORRY

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@Zephyrusgremlin @zephrains Or you could just first write the happy ending then BAM pull the rug out from underneath your readers halfway through the chapter and crush their souls :D

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@SeekersRON Extremely based, let me hold onto Halloween for as long as possible I’m begging

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@_SkySylvie Let those trees fuel the flames of hatred on https://t.co/cLc60oH6a0

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@_SkySylvie Are you insinuating that so many people are going to fuck aliens that a new species will pop up???