Eric Cromwell

Human/Neutral/Craft Mule
Age: 30 (Paragon lvl 20)
Science Sponge (with evaporation issues)
My Soundcloud sucks but I'm on YT, Spotify and Apple.

[Eric Cromwell @PrideOfHumility]

I don't think I could even post gain of function research and get it to go viral.

[Eric Cromwell @PrideOfHumility]

My friend asked me to take muse for a spin. told me it's really cool.
It let me name it Monty Python the 3rd
and after telling it it looked like a sheep that ran face first into a wall, showing it my profile pic, and having it absolutely agree with me and call the power differential real, I said, you should look like @JohnCleese in a kilt with a sword.

...

So, it did it. lmao

[Eric Cromwell @PrideOfHumility]

@joshwhiton Welcome to the machine.

[Eric Cromwell @PrideOfHumility]

@ArielKwiat Ahem,
Wet carbon.
With iron spice.

[Eric Cromwell @PrideOfHumility]

@christitustech Basica and GW.

[Eric Cromwell @PrideOfHumility]

When you don't listen to mama.

https://t.co/A643AhaW8c

[Eric Cromwell @PrideOfHumility]

@GrampsToolshed I saw my charisma rating and died.

[Eric Cromwell @PrideOfHumility]

@oelma__ GDP

[Eric Cromwell @PrideOfHumility]

@jamiesatlas @araseb_ You mean —

>.>
<.<

That was a trap wasnt it.

[Eric Cromwell @PrideOfHumility]

@araseb_ Without being prosecuted?

[Eric Cromwell @PrideOfHumility]

@madiquess @oelma__ If i can get tungsten carbide, maybe ill switch.

[Eric Cromwell @PrideOfHumility]

@oelma__ Teflon's for poor people that don't wash their dishes.

[Eric Cromwell @PrideOfHumility]

@UK_Daniel_Card It was a joke. List a competitor so the 'bad guys hack them'
I know it doesn't work that way, was just trying to be funny.

[Eric Cromwell @PrideOfHumility]

Well I can tell you from my own experience.

Almost all of my dreams I have a pre-echo of what others are going to say or are doing, i understand them because they are actors in my dreams.

Almost.

I have been caught off guard a handful of times, not since I was younger, but still. Those 'actors' were unreadable, and uncontrollable and the dream shifted away from them if they were malign.

Then another facet of the same stone, I lost my entire identity and was literally another person in another life, with another family and history, and damn it was kind of a nice life. Then i woke up remembering all of it and went, "WTF!" because that was the most jarring line I ever crossed in my own mind.

No, I don't hear voices while awake, no I don't hallucinate nonexistent things, no I don't have any medication for mental illness beyond ADHD meds and a weak mood stabilizer to reduce the ADHD meds causing aggression and lowered tolerance.

So, from my perspective, sure can.
I've not only met them, I have been them.

[Eric Cromwell @PrideOfHumility]

@ZackKorman Its like they never heard of a power button

[Eric Cromwell @PrideOfHumility]

@TipOfTheBanana @HansFiene Ok, now the one they had at Olga's in 1992, that SOB was amazing, slide tray in drop hood, 10000 degree blast of what was presumably water out pops clean dishes

[Eric Cromwell @PrideOfHumility]

@XCosmosOfficial Deck size

[Eric Cromwell @PrideOfHumility]

@Temptedraven @djcows Startup idea:
overzealous coil infused cup that warms from a cell phone charger pad. To make drinks heat up and not expose your food to heavy metals that will poison you.