🦋🦋The Monalisa 🦋🦋

Chinedu’s Wife 💍 It will end with tears of joy 🍀🍀Rare like affordable health care

[🦋🦋The Monalisa 🦋🦋 @Pride_land]

Met Daniel Regha today in NYSC camp ☺️
Didn’t see that coming
#nysc #campchronicles

[The_Bearded_Dr_Sina @the_beardedsina]

Having both your father and mother alive, hale and hearty.
Not on any medications, not paying hospital bills, no chronic illness.

Ask anyone. They'd kill for this.
If you have both be grateful.

[Kelvin Novo @KelOnovo]

As a married man, I once rejected my wife’s food over a quarrel for over a week even though I was still providing the money for it.

There was another time, close to three weeks, where I didn’t speak to her and she didn’t speak to me. Today I’ve outgrown all those habits.

At some point i said i no do again. But today we are 9 years still learning and enjoying it.

A lot of you talk like pros until you get married and your true nature comes out.
Marriage is just two imperfect people looking to build something. Blocking and unblocking your husband is just one way people vent anger that doesn’t mean she isn’t interested again one day she’ll outgrow it.

On Twitter people behave as if dem no dey sh!t. You don’t know what you can do until you get married.
No one gives marital advice more than a man or woman who hasn’t tested marriage.

I can’t do this I can’t do that😂

If you have never quarreled with your wife or husband to the point of leaving, the marriage then you haven’t truly started.

[𝙺 𝙻 𝙰 𝚄 𝚂🧛‍♂️ @k_laus1]

When I'm shopping and I run into a black shirt with no brands or logos

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

me in public regretting why I came out in the first place

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

When the washing machine has finished its job and now it's your turn

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

"How do you know all the work gossip? You don't talk to anyone"
Me all day:

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

Narrating how u were scammed and realize midway that ure one of the most stupid people alive

[‏ً @osere_x]

once akwa ibom, bayelsa or rivers babe call boy with better age difference younger brother. just know say na them get am.

[slay @nemesis09066]

When you finally got hired for porn but you got the role of husband leaving for work.

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

My sister at her wedding: My husband deserves an award for surviving my mood swings.

Me who's been surviving her since childhood:

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

Man reportedly inj¥red after falling during a pole climb as structure collapses

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

“As he is building his life, build yours too” — Lady advises women

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

“What’s up” means why you texting me? NOT “how are you?”.

[Oku @oku_yungx]

Once you see that head turn, you just know.

[Yoriyori-OyokO💕🎀 @Ify__oma]

I’m already stressed, just waiting for someone to make me angry.

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

On my way to work because i was too shy to dance on the internet in 2019

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

When l am trying to help my residents and they say
*the girl from earlier didn't know what she was doing" but I’m the girl from earlier

[Nanya🌸💕 @Nany_aaa]

When he caught you cheating but he started first

[4k™ @geeblaq4k]

“strange noise outside at night”

Dad: I think i heard something outside

Me: Let the dog go check

The dog:

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

When you overhear some family secrets and now things start to add up: