#1 Naughty Priest

Parody Account. Not affilliated with the church of England. Yet.

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Calling ya bitch titanic cause tonight, shes going down #Cheeky

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I wear your grandads clothes. I look incredible. Im in this big ass robe, from the pyjama shop down the road.

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If steven hawking wrote a book about you, it'd be called 'A brief history of fine' #HolyChatUpLines #Sharking

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@Pontifex Our church is better than yours #ChurchOfEnglandBants #ProtestantAndProud

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"And so, god came forth and told the people widescreen was the best" - Sony, 16:9

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Gonna ask peter to play some tupac on the organ for final assembley

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Why did god create eve? To iron adams leaf

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Can anyone help me with my easter crossword? Stuck on 2 across - 'Where they nailed jesus' :/

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Who said jesus couldnt perform miracles? He managed to find mates called matthew, mark and john walking around the middle east.

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I put the STUD in bible study.

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Favourite this for a hot or not video. I'm gonna call it 'Sinners and Winners' #WhosYourReverand

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Way I see it, jesus's blood is 7% alcohol. That man must have been smashed 24/7 - let us follow the almighty's example.

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I see you driving round the parish with the girl I love, and I'm like fuck you, and god bless her too x

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The hat makes you look like a massive bellend doe :/

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Thinking about running for pope think it'd be a great ice breaker when I'm picking up bitches

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Jizzing in the shape of the cross #ThyKingdomCum

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Found 2 bottles of wine under the altar gonna get smashed #ClubCantHandleMe

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Lighting my spliff off the cathedral candles #YOLO