Chris Priestley

Everything in moderation, including moderation...

[Chris Priestley @Priestville79]

@crash_motogp Was he using the bigger front brakes today?

[Chris Priestley @Priestville79]

@lucasdobre How do I get one

[Andrew Davies @andrewdaviesuk]

@AdrianEdmondson "I'm not actually sorry for what I did, I'm only apologising because I got caught doing it."

[Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social @TobyonTV]

if this is real, it’s a campaign killer

[Chris Priestley @Priestville79]

🤣🤣🤣

[RS Archer @archer_rs]

I think we take a moment to spare a thought for Stormy Daniels who has had to admit to the world she slept with Donald Trump.

[Chris Priestley @Priestville79]

@crash_motogp Not sure I agree, if the track is okay for them to go out on then why not keep to the proper schedule?

[Mark Cockerton @CockertonMark]

I don’t suppose you have a copy of ‘Brexit opportunities’ by Jacob Rees-Mogg? It’s blank inside.
It was given away free to Sun readers so they could write down anything they thought of.
You do? That’s wonderful.

[Eddie Burfi @EddieBurfi]

@campbellclaret The man can’t help himself. Even when caught in the middle of a blatant and provable lie. His instinct has always been to lie his way out of it.

[LBC @LBC]

Taxpayers will pick up a bill of at least £222,000 for Boris Johnson’s Partygate legal fees, MPs have heard https://t.co/wtvrLzMYsW

[JOHN NICOLSON 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇪🇺 @MrJohnNicolson]

“What advice has the PM for anyone trying to protect their finances? Should they ask the BBC Chair to organise an £800k loan? Or open a Gibraltar trust fund & hope our tax authorities don’t notice? Or just apply for non dom status?” @StephenFlynnSNP targets Tory scandals. #PMQs

[Chris Priestley @Priestville79]

If you've not seen it yet then check out https://t.co/b8JQcwb2Oj - Live CCTV images from every motorway! (via @MotorwayCameras)

[Mr D Henson ACT Regional Ambassador @DHE_teach]

A little bit of light humour.
#BorisResigns #government

[Chris Priestley @Priestville79]

@BorisJohnson #boffle

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

If you touch a raw garlic clove with your feet, you will taste garlic in your mouth about an hour later.

[Guinness Men's Six Nations @SixNationsRugby]

That’s right....just 25 days to go!

𝟔 . 𝟎𝟐 . 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟏

#GuinnessSixNations

[Richard Milne @milneorchid]

Are we heading for a new #lockdown? Here's the scoop from inside 10 Downing Street!!!

#lockdownuk #nationallockdown #CloseAllSchools #CloseAllSchoolsNOW

[Richard Milne @milneorchid]

Britain has its worst, most incompetent government ever! In the face of border chaos and rising infection rates, their response is to bully teachers ...

#BrexitDisaster #Brexit #schools #ReesMogg

[Tom Glenwright @Tom_Glenwright]

Boris and the UK government deciding who will go into Tier 3...

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Bad news: Parliament votes to break international law, unemployment skyrockets and we’re hurtling towards no-deal Brexit.

Good news: You can still go grouse hunting with 29 mates.