I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running to the bathroom/fridge/bedroom in a single ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ONNNNNN” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.
Why do men literally smell it when you're dating someone exclusively?? Cause why do they crawl out of their caves to text me flirty shit all of a sudden???
I'm supposed to be screaming my heart out during the heartbreak songs at Conan's concert next week but somebody's son is making me really happy right now 🥲