Primarch Pingas

Everyday is a relentless commitment to posting into the void.

[Primarch Pingas @PrimarchPringus]

*sick ass radio DJ intro*

(guy with thick Jamaican accent): YOU ARE NOW LISTENIN TO DA RIFF MASTA GENERAL.

BRINGIN ONLY DA BEST BITS TO DA MEN, WOMEN, AND CHILDREN OF THIS BLESSED NATION!

[𝙲𝚢𝚋𝚎𝚛unc 𝟚𝟘𝟜𝟡 @cyberchudia]

Slop has achieved its apex, having broken containment. Linguistic evolution indicates replacement terms such as slurry or gloop.

[Primarch Pingas @PrimarchPringus]

SIR,

MULTIPLE COCKS HAVE EMERGED FROM SLIPSPACE

BBC CLASS

PREPARE PROLAPSE CONTINGENCIES

[Primarch Pingas @PrimarchPringus]

All of extremely online niche nerd politics twitter can be boiled down to one question: "are you quirk chungus for hitler or are you qurik chungus for karl marx?"

[Primarch Pingas @PrimarchPringus]

we'll mind wipe the entire population so nobody knows what groypers, gamergate, leftypol, etc are.

[Primarch Pingas @PrimarchPringus]

All of this madness and suffering will come to an end. We'll use cloning technology to bring back all the Jackass members as they were in the early 2000s. Nick Mullen will go back to podcasting full time.

[Primarch Pingas @PrimarchPringus]

In 40k lore it describes how people are awe-struck when in the presence of a primarch.

That's how a lot of people are when in the presence of a lot of NBA or NFL players. Physically intimidating hunks.

[Primarch Pingas @PrimarchPringus]

It's funny that nerds hate sports considering big time athletes are the closest thing we have to 40k primarchs IRL.

[Primarch Pingas @PrimarchPringus]

@3xcalibaneur I mean looks matter for getting laid, but not in an absolute sense (otherwise ugly people would never breed).

But as far as having friends and being generally liked is concerned: not being retarded > looking good. severe autism or mental illness is damning. sorry just is.

[Primarch Pingas @PrimarchPringus]

@RooftopAssyrian @Nyxyach0 @drunk_rooster @miketoles @JohnWakefieId keyboard warrior too? embarrassing.

[Primarch Pingas @PrimarchPringus]

@RooftopAssyrian @Nyxyach0 @drunk_rooster @miketoles @JohnWakefieId yeah whatever man I'm really jealous of your bot followers from kuala lumpur and your basic ass babylon bee kekistan bullshit posts.

[Primarch Pingas @PrimarchPringus]

necron tomb world

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

The Obama presidential library really is stunning.

[Primarch Pingas @PrimarchPringus]

Why can't anyone create a competent word or phrase search function for social media anymore?

I can't tell you how many times discord's or X's search function has failed me, leading people to be like "hurr durr pingas this was already posted dumbass"

modern programmers suck dick

[Primarch Pingas @PrimarchPringus]

I feel like if you're an artist you should be able to say slurs.

["blue" jeane tyranny @byronicshawty]

MOST COMMON JOBS, RUSSIA 1914:
- turf farmer
- rickshaw driver but for boats
- antisemitic vagrant

MOST COMMON JOBS, RUSSIA 1924:
- arts pensioner
- death ray technician
- beautiful trans sexual

[Primarch Pingas @PrimarchPringus]

@3xcalibaneur labor militancy? wildcat strikes?

buddy that's cringe larp we just show up to limpdick protests where we make quirky signs and then post it on reddit for karma and gold. get with the program chud.

[Primarch Pingas @PrimarchPringus]

@Fistocrat @nise_yoshimi Sam Tallent kicks ass. Colorado's finest.

[Primarch Pingas @PrimarchPringus]

the pop-ups and viruses on these sites are basically a way to siphon money from suburban and exurban boomers to the global south.

maoist praxis tbh

[Primarch Pingas @PrimarchPringus]

I love the absurdity of lesser known video hosting sites where you just get bombarded with a fuckton of schizo snake-oil advertisements that are targeted specifically at conservative facebook old people.

[Primarch Pingas @PrimarchPringus]

goth badies when you say you're into the eastern front of WW2: 🙄

goth badies when you say you're into the eastern front of WW1: 😍💦

[Primarch Pingas @PrimarchPringus]

Taking a perc 30 and listening to an audio book on the eastern front of WW1.