To celebrate losing half of our bitcoins, we have a special offer for everyone. Double the taxes for everyone!
To take us up on it, go to https://t.co/hFwMzpSmzL and click the Max button and then swap button. Taxes paid. And never forget the $IRS always wins.
Gm to all the europoors out there and to @blknoiz06 who probably is still out there partying and drinking somewhere. We just keep being redacted in the meantime.
What a fight. @blknoiz06 rightfully decided evasion is not an option, unfortunately he also chose to peacefully protest low tax rates in dubai by not hitting anyone.
A lot of manlets lost their hats in the process, but us $IRS agents luckily saved the markets again.
After yesterdays shock for the manlets community, help has arrived.
The $IRS enforcement division and @StanleyCupCoin will once again save markets from boredom and tax evasion.
No more selling, no more tax write-offs. A new age has begun.
Since you are all having such a great time right now, we think you should watch this.
Also if you listen without sound, you are not better than dirty evadoors. Just saying.
Today's purchase of 12,333 #Bitcoin for $347m by MicroStrategy is the biggest it has made in 737 days, when it bought $489 million #Bitcoin at an average price of $37,617 in June 2021.
The Bull is back!