DERICK

Quiet mind. Stadium of thoughts. A cule 💙❤.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

"If you're not smart, don't come on Twitter"

These people literally exist here as "thought leaders".

#Olodocore: Twitter edition.

4 pictures alone wouldn't do justice. We need an entire catalogue with page by page carousel.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Proper bastard this one.

The Mikaelson on uprisen olodos.

Ancient of days, beginning and the last of the mentally feeble.

Earstabbing incoherence coupled with verbal diarrhea.

Walking signage of tomfoolery.

#olodocore #apodaunbroken #didirinunshaken

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

If we enter this corner ehn, we won't finish till next week 😂😭

Akuku ko, iku baba yeye ni. 😭

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

You need to have balls of steel to drive "intellectual" conversations in today's Nigeria social media space.

As for the congregation of the uprisen olodos, in the conversation of the Olodo uprising - I have decided to share my own think piece.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

I bookmarked this to respond later. Here you go.

I remember how I felt when I made my first 5K naira salary - it was the same feeling I had when I made my first 7 figure.

One of the first concepts I mastered was the art of "Joy Regardless".

I couldn't wait until everything makes sense, before I decided to be happy. That mindset have remained consistent throughout my journey.

And about your question? If I could have imagined my current reality then? Guy yes.

I always told my friends: "My chances of making it are higher than my chances of finding love"

I believe in myself die - and I don't allow the variable of brilliance delude me from the necessity of consistently deepening capacity.

Post NYSC, when I was struggling in the dirt of dirts. 20K teaching job with 3 tutorial hustles.

I would come back every evening, wear my nicest shirt and walk into a car shop - pockets empty.

"I like the rims on this one, do you have the color in black?"

"Hmmm. The price isn't bad. Can I see the BMW equivalent?"

I'd do this from car shop to car shop. Not because I wanted to waste their time, swimming in delusion or had nothing better to do with my time but I understood the power of visualization.

Sportsmen use it all the time.

You see bah, you stay long in a particular situation - your system starts to normalize it. You start to figure out how to "manage".

" 20K salary abi. Well, if I see like 50K own. I'll just try and walk 2km instead of entering bus"

This is worse than comfort zone because there's no iota of comfort and you're slowly conditioning yourself to optimize it as your new normal.

I found ways to constantly put fire in mybosom.

To make your dreams nightmares, and your living daylight daydreams. Visualization helps you to see what is possible.

It doesn't have to be with cars, but it has to be with variables incredibly beyond your reach at the moment.

You'll never be big. You'll never grow. You'll never breakforth - if your mind hasn't first conceived the possibility of that future.

Don't let your mind condition what's supposed to be a bus stop for you, become a final destination.

[Meridian Bridge @MeridianBridge]

Stop waiting until the last minute to put together your documents, this is how you anticipate.

If you need any help with documentation, application review, tightening your application stack, direct recommendations - send an email to [email protected].

[Lukas Not Podolski @OtitoNosike]

I am of the opinion that the intellectually disadvantaged must regularly be reminded of their limitations when they overstep. But this is Nigeria. When push comes to shove, even the same Ycee will most likely abandon an argument altogether and remind you that he is richer than you, despite the issue having absolutely nothing to do with money.

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

Next week, I will be taking 3 students and 2 teachers to Rome, Italy, all expenses paid by me.

All visas have been issued and all arrangements have been sorted.

The students will represent Nigeria in the Maths and Science categories of the International STEM Olympiad.

They will compete alongside 154 other countries.

The students who won the 2026 South East Maths Olympiad and the teachers who supported them are going. Both the teachers and the students will experience growth together.

I will continue to push our bright minds to global stages.

In 10 years, I pray you will be alive to see the outcome of our investments in our children today.

[Lukas Not Podolski @OtitoNosike]

The government does not have money to sponsor the Mathematics Olympiad. Yet, the moment it is time for Hajj or a pilgrimage to Jerusalem, the very money they claimed not to have suddenly appears. Priorities.

[Adedayo Agarau @adedayoagarau]

And don’t actually get it twisted an olodo uprising Nigeria is Tinubu’s Nigerian dream. One that produces people who are just unable to stand their ground, look into their eye and call out their bull. A country that’s grossly uneducated.

[Lukas Not Podolski @OtitoNosike]

Of course, an Olodo will always make it about money. No surprises.

[Sam Otigba @SamuelOtigba]

You won’t understand how dangerous the olodo pandemic is until it starts showing up in professions where competence is the difference between life and death.

[Diji @dijiaderogba]

~ Can’t explain it, but I really hate that, as a people, we have made everything about money. We worship money too much in Nigeria.

It’s disgusting.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

#olodocore: Land of the dead, oku orun version.

Retrogressed the country so much, fast tracked our ruin & handed it over to Abijawara to complete what he didn't finish.

Ruined our borders, academia, health, economy.

Abominable nuisance. Continue to rest in pieces.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Here's why I don't respond to some of the tags from nonentities you ppl egg me to respond to.

When you read from me,hear me speak - in what universe would we be stratified in the same basket?

I would be seriously worried if I'm ever on the same conversational divide with them.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

This is how 17 year olds used to hold conversations.

What 17 year old? Fuck that. What 30 year old is this articulate in today's Nigeria?

For far too long, we've allowed olodos to be the loudest in the rooms.

We have a real chance to push back now. We will milk it.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Olodo uprising. Apoda edition.

The congregation of mad men.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

These are the issues we are talking about.

The average 🇳🇬 mind cannot travel 10m in mind-distance without finding a link to "money".

No modicum of ideal.

I don't even have my account monetized & sometimes disappear from here for months - because I can.

Don't go and work.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

I will be the one to say it.

We witnessed in real time a manipulation-driven marriage.

For reasons best known to her, Jarvis wanted out of a relationship - Peller theatres his own accident to upend her decision.

Barely 6 months later, he marries her.

That script is popular.