Ellie Prime

I can’t think of a witty enough bio…

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@rickynow @kerryjeanlister This one was particularly good 😂

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@BashyMc1 I am too online

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@CrazySadAzn Gotta balance those algorithms…

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@PhadkeTai I don’t have a fun fact, but I think magnolias are just the most beautiful things so please accept my addition to this stunning thread 🥰

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@GarryC1204 @GinnyA24601 Entirely possible - loans start accruing interest from the first day the money hits your bank account, and the rate is usually rather high.

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@crescentmoontea ‘A fly-by-buttering’ is a beautiful sentence both in meaning and pronunciation 👌

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@1xeraz This is like the tweet about a meal looking like a walk someone took.

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Only man to appeal against conviction for raping Gisèle Pelicot has sentence increased to 10 years
https://t.co/nsvrzsxgRE

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@catshealdeprsn

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@SophiedeGrouchy Brit here. I 100% didn’t get it until I read the comments. I’d say it ‘Prushun’. And for context I’ve taught English as a second language for 12 years 😂🤷🏼‍♀️

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@JelickNight @JeniferMalia Somehow that makes it worse 😭💔

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@CapyPhillips @DudespostingWs English-language teacher here - I always recommended my students learn in a way that suits them best and if that’s watching YouTube/Netflix, with or without subtitles, then go for it. If it’s enjoyable, it’ll be meaningful in one way or another.

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@Lucie_Frances1 @fesshole I’m so glad someone said it! The comments on this are *wild* 😅

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The fact this exists in the first place…stop the planet please, I’d like to get off.

[Coralie Alison @CoralieAlison]

We did it! The game is gone globally from Steam.

[💜🧚🏼 @moon_prncss]

you’ll be fighting for your life financially and that’s when all your toiletries finish at the same time

[Ellie Prime @PrimeEllie]

@imnoloon A kickass playlist. I’m talking songs that massively hype you up. And headphones (plus sunglasses to avoid eye contact). Start with a short walk around your neighbourhood, and build it up.

[Shutts @Shuttsapalooza]

Bumped into an old boy from the pub there, he was moaning about the prices going up and said “he’s charging disco prices on a Wednesday afternoon”. Disco prices, just a stunning bit of phrasing.. that’ll I’ll now be using for the foreseeable

[Ellie Prime @PrimeEllie]

@vitt2tsnoc I genuinely never thought I’d watch a programme about fishing but somehow Bob Mortimer has made ‘Gone Fishing’ my comfort show…