Jesse de Vries

I play games. Usually in a house with a roof that is rain proof and walls that keep cold out. I make my living as an HiFi Jumprope salesman. Fancy huh?

[Jesse de Vries @PrimeFiveByFive]

Grownups playing #TheLastofUsPartII in 2020:

Oh my god, this is too bleak. I can't take it!

80s children's entertainment:

[Jesse de Vries @PrimeFiveByFive]

@KelseYouLater Don't kids these days know? If you declare something dead, something 'else' comes back. Do they really want 80s Mom jeans to make a comeback? Do they?! ...
Wait. Don't tell me. .... Mom jeans.. Are already back..

[Jesse de Vries @PrimeFiveByFive]

@GeekRemixALot Ah, that's understandable.
Hope you feel better soon, and fingers crossed the test is negative. I'll keep a lookout for breakthroughs in portal technology in the meantime. 🤓

[Jesse de Vries @PrimeFiveByFive]

Hades is too addicting. That is all.

[Jesse de Vries @PrimeFiveByFive]

@TheZombiUnicorn It's okay, you're just laying the groundwork for a bunch of future projects, at the same time. It's hyper efficient! (but seriously, good luck managing this)

[Hermen Hulst @hermenhulst]

A friend gave me this incredible woodblock print yesterday. Modern costumes traded for the medieval ones, but I think the essence of the characters in ukiyo-e style remains. samurai snake!!

[Jesse de Vries @PrimeFiveByFive]

@hermenhulst Now that's a game I did not know I wanted, until now.
I guess it'll never happen, but I could blast the MGS soundtrack while playing Ghost of Tsushima...

[Jesse de Vries @PrimeFiveByFive]

Another of my favourite long running game series going the online focused free to play route ☹️

[eFootball @play_eFootball]

We have much more to share before launch, but for now, check out our interview with @IGN for more details about the changes to #eFootball - https://t.co/6ayRnbIFpX

[eFootball @play_eFootball]

We have much more to share before launch, but for now, check out our interview with @IGN for more details about the changes to #eFootball - https://t.co/6ayRnbIFpX

[Jesse de Vries @PrimeFiveByFive]

@PatStaresAt I feel the same. I loved the chaos of Vanilla Overwatch. It became less fun with every patch. It's still a fun game, just not nearly as fun as it used to be.

[Jesse de Vries @PrimeFiveByFive]

@MicaBurton Happy Birthday!! Hope you have a great one!

[Jesse de Vries @PrimeFiveByFive]

@LOSTyGIRL 💪💪

[Jesse de Vries @PrimeFiveByFive]

@MicaBurton As a fellow 🦀

[Shelby Young @shelby_young]

Found this filter on IG and knew exactly what needed to be done (sorry to my grandma 😂)

[Jesse de Vries @PrimeFiveByFive]

Wait, who 'doesn't' do this? I feel sad for the person who thinks they need to do everything alone to be 'independent'.

[Cindy Wang Brandt @cindywangbrandt]

This is very normalized in my culture. The first time I asked an American friend to errand hang with me, she was so shocked I felt like I did something wrong. That’s when I learned in American culture, expecting company for mundane reasons is considered not independent enough.

[Anne van der Zanden 🐺 @WLF359]

👀

[Jesse de Vries @PrimeFiveByFive]

@itshafu Jokes on you, I already did! *looks down at desk* Waitemunte, how did that fill up again so fast?!
Also, just how old is this unopened package of Fireball Jawbreakers? Do they even sell these anymore?

[XBOX UK @xboxuk]

The weather might be hot, but this week's #xboxon streams are hotter ☀️

Tues ➡️ Mass Effect: Legendary Edition
Weds ➡️ Call of Duty: Warzone
Thur ➡️ You Say, We Play - Powered by @LenovoLegion
Fri ➡️ Sea of Thieves

[Jesse de Vries @PrimeFiveByFive]

@GeekRemix

[Princess Bad Bitch @GeekRemix]

I know it is the most "desirable" to go after men over 6 ft. But the ones under 5'9" lay pipe hard core.