Prime Monster (Out Now on Steam)

A democratic dystopia of truly monstrous proportions by @Cavalier_GS.

Available on Steam:

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Prime Monster is OUT NOW on Steam.

Run for office in this democratic dystopia and show the voters what a real monster looks like!

https://t.co/hhSpi0xyeC

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Read our review for Prime Monster — a card-based political roguelike about surviving in a parliament of literal monsters https://t.co/X3FidmhOHB
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Our second patch has been debated, voted on, and as of a few moments ago - released!

Check out what’s changed on the Steam page:

https://t.co/UPHW54Bskv

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Prime Monster: delivering for those in need.

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As the UK plunges once more into political chaos, I’ve found the roguelike deckbuilder that can help https://t.co/XskujdFJs6

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Eyes to the right!

If things get out of control, you can count on the Shrieker of the House to reinstate some order. Of sorts.

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The Puke of Wellington is certainly oozing with something...

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Think you can make BETTER poor choices?

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What can we say? Some politicians are divisive.

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Cunning is not sure about this kind of language - but can't argue with the sentiment.

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Now that's how you reassert your authority!

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Here's some of what the average monster on the street has been saying about the game:

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Even vampire PMs can get a stake in the back...

Always keep an eye on your MPs!

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No leader can rise from their political grave quite like Rotilda de Cay!

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It's #PollingDay !

But as The Daily Wail reminds us, we must be careful out there...

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The game has only been out for a day and some players have already racked up some pretty monstrous playtimes. Just like real politicians, they don't know when to quit!

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Like the Spiritual Democrats, we’re going to be completely transparent…

Prime Monster is out in less than 3 hours!

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Are you in two minds about getting Prime Monster?

Buy it on release tomorrow and you'll get a special launch discount!

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"This new levy will replace the old system of charging Stamp Duty on each instance of battery."

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Even in a crowded field, these guys really stand out. Do they have your vote?

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This (highly illegal) technique is not just for journalists!

Sometimes a Prime Monster simply has to do what is needed to win a vote.