Russel lau

Loves everything abt @daphyscar, eating all the good food in the world, 1 buffet at a time!

[csgofast @csgofast_x]

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[Her Notebook @GirlsNoteBook]

If you're really not supposed to eat late night snacks, then why does the fridge have a light inside? Exaaactly.

[Russel lau @PrimoScar]

@daphyscar

[Russel lau @PrimoScar]

@daphyscar den y can reply here?

[Russel lau @PrimoScar]

@skepticalCAL no worries..ur body Burns 2000 calories a day w/o having to do anything!!so u have 1000+ more for 2 other meals

[Russel lau @PrimoScar]

"@TedOfficialPage: I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own font." now I know the people who aren't talented enough to read mine

[Russel lau @PrimoScar]

love like everyday was ur last and never make any decisions which u'll regret..@daphyscar don't worry..I'll perfect this someday..

[Her Notebook @GirlsNoteBook]

I exercised once, but I found I was allergic. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and out of breath. It was very dangerous.

[Russel lau @PrimoScar]

@weichen671 u sure u can?

[Her Notebook @GirlsNoteBook]

Everyone: What did you get for christmas. Me: Fat.

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

Being fat is just a giant trophy for all of the awesome food you ate.

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

I don't run. In fact, if you see me running, you better follow because it's likely something is chasing me.

[Mike Ross @Mikejamesross]

Angmoh fairy tales begin with: "Once upon a time.." Hokkien fairy tales begin with: "limpeh ka li kong.."

[Russel lau @PrimoScar]

@weichen671 welcome to the fat club

[Her Notebook @GirlsNoteBook]

Rabbits jump & they live for 8 years. Dogs run & they live for 15 years. Turtles don't do anything & they live for 150 years. LESSON LEARNED

[Her Notebook @GirlsNoteBook]

Dear vegetarians, stop eating my food's food!

[Sarcasm! @DamnHiIarious]

God made us all different. But when he got to China he was tired enough, so he thought "Okay. Copy, paste, copy, paste..."

[Her Notebook @GirlsNoteBook]

I'm not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate.

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

Don’t confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is who I am. My attitude depends on who you are.