Primus

Primus, the One and the Prime, avatar of law, creator of the modrons. Head Judge in the Interplanar Court on Mechanus. OOC in ((...)).

[Primus @Primus_Law]

It is I, Primus! I have found this strange platform to express myself. I ponder what possibilities this might open up?

[Primus @Primus_Law]

Oh hey, I still exist

[Primus @Primus_Law]

Who in the Nine Hells and the Abyss decided that pragmatics should be a part of linguistics? State what you wish to say, don't make me interpret what you "actually" wanted to say.

[Primus @Primus_Law]

@LawmasterLorai I could offer myself as someone to compile some of your thoughts. You infodump on me and I write it down, if that would help. Then you wouldn't have to formulate a full sentence, more like snippets.

[Primus @Primus_Law]

@LawmasterLorai Try to find some sort of shorthand/penmanship that is easy to write and read, with distinctive features to its letters, so that the word can be recognized on a glance. I can't help you with synesthesia, though...

[Primus @Primus_Law]

@LawmasterLorai When you are on a computer you can use a font that helps with dyslexia. Buy a notebook with the shittiest paper you can find, a pencil that doesn't need sharpening (with replaceable mines) and keep this on you. Don't write full thoughts, just shorthands to refer to your memory.

[Primus @Primus_Law]

@JoshyLongLegs Well, I didn't know that...

[Primus @Primus_Law]

@JoshyLongLegs Mathematic says, from a to i:
a=0
b=1
c=13
d=0
e=10
f=33
g=1
h=1
i=1
by rewriting it into: a + (13 b)/c + d + 12 e = f + (g h)/i + 87.

[Primus @Primus_Law]

@JoshyLongLegs 20 + 13 * 1 / 1 + 21 + 12 * 1 - 0 - 11 + 21 * 1 / 1 - 10 = 66, assuming we just calculate from left to right. I don't think this is meant to be a serious challenge, so I just went with that way. I'll see what Mathematica has to say about it though.

[Primus @Primus_Law]

Should I hire a fashion designer for Mechanus? The idea of Modrons or Inevitables in fancy clothes is intriguing...

[Primus @Primus_Law]

@LawmasterLorai I try to make it dependent on where the players are right now. In a big, rich city this might not be enough because things are more expensive, but there are also places where you earn 1 GP in a week and get by without a problem.

[Primus @Primus_Law]

We're going to unveil a new form of Modron soon: The Bee-dron! The all-in-one unit for Mechanus' worlds-famous breakfast grease, harvested only from the finest gears.

[Primus @Primus_Law]

Should modrons unionize?

[Lorai ✨ @LawmasterLorai]

ONCE MORE WE TAKE TO THE STAGE!

After yesterday's splendour & chaos, tonight we are joined by four completely new bards who will lend us their artistry!

We are join by an impressive lineup of @Kiradraws1 @Primus_Law @swordquillpod & @JoshyLongLegs ...do join us!

[Primus @Primus_Law]

The artificers of Mechanus have revealed the brand new Modron-Framework, which means the DIY-Modron will be in stock again soon!

[Primus @Primus_Law]

@OgniHarlen @LawmasterLorai @JaspersGameDay @thisisbardcore @WarrstoriesO @swordquillpod @Kiradraws1 @JoshyLongLegs First: No. Second: There is actually a really funny story about this. Two years ago or so I got @-ed in a tweet where someone thanked the band Primus for attending their festival. Needless to say, I was not in any way affiliated with the band.

[Primus @Primus_Law]

"On Gods and Gears: True Stories of Interplanar Hijinks" would make a nice title for a book published in Mechanus, right?

[Lorai ✨ @LawmasterLorai]

ACK!
I'm so excited to have this amazing cast of players join me to raise money for @JaspersGameDay next week! #dnd #charity

ft. LIVE BARDIC PERFORMANCES *and* D&D with
@thisisbardcore
@ezmeraldastan
@warrstoriesO
@OgniHarlen
@SwordQuillPod
@KiraDraws1
@JoshyLongLegs
@Primus_Law

[Primus @Primus_Law]

@LawmasterLorai I guess a revival of Tellurion isn't planned? Because I'd love to send him there again...

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((I feel like the biggest idiot trying too get a grip on some phonemes in my room, making stupid sounds all the time... But at least I have it on good authority that this is a common experience))

[Primus @Primus_Law]

This was roughly translated into English, and, sadly, doesn't have quite the ring to it as I hoped.

[Primus @Primus_Law]

In the granite-laden hallways, you could see rifts, where the earth cracked open and burning rock came to the surface. Even today there are traces of volcanic activity. Hotsprings and fertile ground are the silent witnesses to the volcanic past that gave the land its shape.