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Living, laughing, loving, learning - i just want to connect with my kingdom. Interests include making out, security.

[Argus @PrinceArgus]

Which essential oil is best for embracing fans?

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There are some rulers on Twitter that do not want you to feel welcome. All of my subjects are welcome at Mir’s house. Also pls do not touch her, wear a hat or be a man, if at all possible.

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Mir's mom is here. So much screaming abt dog hair. It is ok, I will win her over with more of my royal embraces. Snuffle, snuffle, where is your silly lint roller now?

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Negotiating a peace treaty between @gunnarbunny and most elements of his life,generally #ruler

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Everyone says I am a d.s.m.r. Goldmine. They are right and I do not disagree.

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Budgetary spending for the kingdom in 2019: expect a great resource redistribution to homeland security,capes.

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Time for another year of Mir staring at a series of screens while I try not to die from lack of attention.

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Is mir doing a good job painting? It’s ok, I’m investigating.

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When you work hard, you play hard, and your office has a couch for in between
🙏🙏🙏🙏👍🏻👏🏻⭐️😭🌹

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Ok Meghan Markle, it would never work, please stop texting. I have a Kristyn. #princess

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Trying to pull through, I am a prince but don’t worry about me.

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Clinging to life on the red carpet. This is how I always pictured it.

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Attn: subjects, my tummy is terribly upset. I’ve been trying to be brave while Mir and I have been roaming the neighbourhood all morning for the most picturesque, manicured lawns for me to get sick all over, but it’s possible I’m dying.

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Changing my digits, DM for the new number, a Mr. Rumpelstiltskin is obsessed with my fur. I hate to disappoint but my gold is for friends and family only xo 😘

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It is important to set short-term, mid-term, and long-term goals.
1= Cleopatra milk bath
2= Ride the Tunnel of Love with @kaavocado
3= I start getting sapphires in the mail.

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I do not know what a furminator is, I am a prince. I am stroked by palm fronds and feathers from endangered bird species until my coat gleams.

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When celeb duty calls, I want to ride in the chariot with you, @Kaavocado I am a prince of the ppl, you do not have to follow behind #parade #publicservice #windowsdown

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Working hard for @kaavocado and Andrew, they are not happy so obviously my heart is inflating like so many past air mattresses I’ve popped.

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Whisked away on a suburban retreat with @kaavocado 🙌🚕🙏💛 #livingfornow #explorealberta #spreadyourshine #givingback