Prince Eldrich

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Nikola Jokic is joining Anthony Edwards as global basketball ambassadors for Sprite

“Anyone want to hear some good jokes? Because I have none… Anybody play basketball, nope? Probably not good enough.”

(via @Sprite)

[Prince Eldrich @PrinceEldrgro]

@demonchef090 😘😍

[CY Chels @SeewhyChels]

🚨 Mallory Bros say Kendrick Lamar has done “3 out of the 4 steps” they believe show TRUE support for AZ Chike, but still hasn’t taken what they call the highest step.

They break it down like this:

Say you rock with an artist.
Put them on your album.
Help A&R their project.
Then the highest level, get on THEIR album and send your audience toward them.

They stress Kendrick has already done a lot for Chike, but after Chike confirmed there was NEVER a Kendrick verse on his album, they question why that final step hasn’t happened.

The Mallory Bros then point to West Coast history, saying Dr. Dre helped launch Snoop, Snoop helped push Game, and Game was present when the torch was publicly passed to Kendrick before Kendrick became the superstar he is today.

Their larger point is that Kendrick benefited from that same lineage of established West Coast artists publicly pushing the next guy.

“When do you do what was done for you?”

Via Mallory Bros

[‏ً @heisdenji]

John Cena’s hilarious response to people who keep asking why he doesn’t have kids

Trevor Noah: “I see why everyone goes, ‘Why aren’t you going to have kids?’”

John Cena: “Me?”

Eugene: “You don’t have kids?”

John Cena: “No. Whoa, man. You came out the gate with the parent shame club. You know what? Should I be ducking that?”

“That’s the funniest part. Let’s lean into that. Go ahead. Go ahead. What’s on your mind?”

“I can’t tell you how many times I’ve heard that, though.”

Eugene: “Why? How? Tell us more.”

John Cena: “My sperm has never fertilized an egg. That’s how I don’t have kids.”

[JayJay⛓️ @theJayJay0x]

Robert Pattinson admits catching a one second glimpse at Jennifer Lawrence's pubic hair wig on set gave him recurring nightmares

"I'm in love with you, always have, always will."

"A merkin, I have never seen you wear a merkin."

"Yes, you have, Rob. That was not my real..."

"Did you seriously not know that that was a merkin?"

"I have had nightmares about it ever since."

"I don't know what it was. I caught a glimpse of it, and I turned away. Ran!"

[dreamer @dreamerclip]

Bonnie Blue says the only man she’s ever had thrown out was at her 1,000-men day - for saying another guy’s was “really small”

“The only time I’ve ever kicked someone out. During the thousand, there was a moment where four guys were on the sofa.”

“One of the guys that was lying there ... was like, ‘Oh my god, look at his. His is really small.’”

“And I was like, ‘Get out.’ Like instantly got security to make him leave.”

“Everyone’s here. Whether you think they’re disgusting, whatever, no one is being judged.”

“I don’t want anyone walking away from this feeling insecure, feeling like I was laughed at.”

“I was really frustrated that he did that. I was like, you really let me down there.”

The host’s verdict:

“Well, you may be dead behind the eyes, but there’s kindness in there.”

[not_a_clever_username8000 @mikekelly6301]

@ragergalactic It is not his loss. JLO is an egomaniac narcissist

[LarsThorwald @ThorwaldLars]

@ragergalactic Maybe he didn't pick it up because he wasn't interested.

[Peter Paul @PeterPa61383006]

@ragergalactic Guy dodged a bullet.

[Danny @D_Real_Danny]

@ragergalactic someone please define "threw it out there"

A lot of women imply they do this to me and I never know they even put "subtle signals" out there until they or their friends tell me later on

[Mr. Rager. @ragergalactic]

Jennifer Lopez reveals she was once REJECTED by a guy she was interested in after he completely missed the subtle signals she was sending.

The singer told Howard Stern that she had her eye on a prominent man and tried to make her interest known, but he never responded.

“I kind of threw it out there, and he didn’t pick it up.”

Lopez said she simply moved on, saying “It’s his loss for not having her”.

[Complex Pop Culture @ComplexPop]

Wait for Anthony Mackie’s face 💀

Marvel hosted a ‘DOOMSDAY’ presentation in China yesterday that included headshots of official cast members.

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

i just read he died by suicide… damn

[Mr. Rager. @ragergalactic]

Nikki Glaser confesses to Ben Affleck’s ex Gwyneth Paltrow that she repeatedly swiped yes on Ben Affleck on Raya, the celebrity dating app, and jokes that he probably regrets rejecting her now. 👀

“I clicked on his profile a million times.”

“I know for a fact he had to have seen my profile and gone, ‘Nope.’”

Glaser says Affleck kept appearing on her Raya and she would hit yes every time, despite never getting a match.

[Kalshi for Small Business @kalshi_business]

Navore is a small produce distributor that buys from family farms. Their whole business depends on good harvests.

Heat waves are their biggest threat.

When a stretch of extreme heat dries up the fields, the farmers lose their harvests, and Navore loses their revenue.

So Caroline, who founded Navore, came to us and asked if we could build markets around this exact risk. We listed them, and now she hedges every week. When the heat waves come, the trade payouts soften the hit.

Here's the part we love. She doesn't keep all of it. Some of what she wins goes straight back to the farmers who lost the crop.

Small businesses have been carrying weather risk alone forever. They shouldn't have to.

[Mr. Rager. @ragergalactic]

Amy Schumer reveals that former MLB pitcher Noah Syndergaard was one of the fan of hers who came over for a late night hookup at the peak of her career while she was touring arenas.

During her appearance on Alex Cooper’s Call Her Daddy, Alex realizes the athlete Amy is talking about might be her ex and asks:

“Have you had s*x with my ex-boyfriend?”

Amy responds, “No. And we didn’t have s*x.”

She explains that Noah went down on her before she told him she was too tired and he left.

“That’s happened a couple times, and I’m not proud of it.”

[Killa 🌺 @KillaKreww]

Shannon Sharpe and Ochocinco looked up Madison Beer while discussing Justin Herbert’s POOR performances this season, leading to the Chargers being 0-5, and instantly understood why he might be DISTRACTED 😭💀

“Let me see what she looks like… OH SH-T. I don’t put too much cream in my coffee, but I get it.” 😭😭

[JayJay⛓️ @theJayJay0x]

Jennifer Lawrence reveals she had to strip completely naked and brawl with Robert Pattinson on day 1 of filming after meeting him only twice

"Didn't you say that was the first day of filming or something?"

"No, the first day was the naked fighting like tigers."

"And Rob and I didn't even know each other that well, we like met a couple times."

"Like threw you into the gauntlet, you kinda like that?"

"Yeah. I think it was better that way."

[nuel @c68ty]

Former NFL player Cam Newton reveals why the massive adrenaline crash after a game makes it feel like a train wreck

Cam Newton: "I remember multiple times, multiple times, that Monday morning, or the day after the game, feeling like I got into a train wreck."

Jason Weaver: "All of you guys say the same thing."

Cam Newton: "You play a 1:00 game and that's why it took me so long to kind of come down. There's a level of emotion and adrenaline that's still going on."

Cam Newton: "You'll find yourself after the game 5:00, 6:00, 7:00 still in that mindset of excitement, like, oh my god, bro, we did it, we did this, we did that."

Cam Newton: "And then you have to say to yourself, all right, now you're around family, you're around the festiveness of the season. Then when your body relaxes and you wake up, all you can say, outside of your bank account, is that's what it costs to win."

[Kaworu @kaworu0x]

A man pursued Nicole Aniston for a year. She called him “a 10” - then realized they didn’t make condoms that small.

“This guy pursued me for like a year.”

“Man, this guy was a 10.”

“We go back to his place, we had a couple drinks… and I got down there.”

“My excuse was, ‘This condom is not going to work for us.’”

“That was just me in my own thoughts. I just was thinking they don’t make condoms as small.”

“I was not gonna not have a condom… I didn’t know if he had been tested or anything.”

“I’m gonna get a car. Let me leave.”

“I never saw him again after that.”