Prince of Famine

Saudi Crown Prince Mohammad bin Salman, engineer of starvation for 8 million in Yemen. Parody via @WinWithoutWar. On American charm offensive: #CrownPrinceinUSA

[Prince of Famine @PrinceFamine]

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[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

Raise your hand if you never bought the MBS nonsense to begin with 🙋🏻‍♂️

[Prince of Famine @PrinceFamine]

Ugh — they published my playbook. 😡https://t.co/NzLjUJZkEv

[Prince of Famine @PrinceFamine]

Tough Monday - very disappointed US lawmakers keep interfering to stop the “billions of $ in arms sales, intelligence sharing & logistics such as air refueling” US is giving me to bomb #Yemen. This momentum is just discouraging. ☹️ #FY19NDAA #MondayBlues https://t.co/VkFhze2fg0

[Prince of Famine @PrinceFamine]

#MayTheFourth be with you! Preferably, the force of the U.S. military. Thanks, guys, for the bombs, jet fuel, and intelligence, without oversight from Congress. Makes it real easy to keep bombing civilians in #Yemen.

[Prince of Famine @PrinceFamine]

On the bright side, was proud to read this:

"United Nations officials have described the situation in #Yemen as “the worst manmade humanitarian crisis of our time.” Yes, and the “man” who “made” it is MBS." 😊💪🙃

[Prince of Famine @PrinceFamine]

Really bummed about this @theintercept article that exposes my war crimes in #Yemen to my powerful new friends in U.S. tech and entertainment like @Google @TheRock @JeffBezos @tim_cook 😞https://t.co/qmMzKHjGwW

[Prince of Famine @PrinceFamine]

The Humanitarian (that’s @BillGates) And The Agent Of Massive Humanitarian Disaster (that’s me!)

Great memories. #CrownPrince #CrownPrinceInUSA #CrownPrinceInSeattle https://t.co/5gGGtatYqF

[بدر العساكر Bader Al Asaker @Badermasaker]

HRH #CrownPrince meets with @BillGates and reviews partnership opportunities in a number of programs and developmental projects.
Fulfilling his promise to Gates during his last visit to #Riyadh.
#CrownPrinceinSeattle

[Prince of Famine @PrinceFamine]

YAAAAAAAS! https://t.co/9FSBlHMLSS

[Prince of Famine @PrinceFamine]

Sure did! They were so entranced by my “charm,” they didn’t even ask about the children I'm starving in #Yemen. https://t.co/HMOQ1u6U26

[Tyler Bellstrom @tyler_bellstrom]

@PrinceFamine @haimsaban https://t.co/wJf1cZ6BER

[Prince of Famine @PrinceFamine]

Sadly, there was no time to discuss me "transforming" #Yemen by pushing 8 million to the brink of famine. @Google @sundarpichai #CrownPrinceinSF https://t.co/fPF9DAcXwR

[Saudi Embassy USA @SaudiEmbassyUSA]

HRH Crown Prince Mohammed Bin Salman visited headquarters of @google with Larry Page, Sergey Brin and @sundarpichai. HRH discussed opportunities for partnerships on cloud computing, the Kingdom’s digital transformation, research and cyber security. #CrownPrinceinSF

[Prince of Famine @PrinceFamine]

Hey! Hands off my bombs! https://t.co/Eth6hxqy5u

[Hannah Brock Womack @badgeringhan]

This morning we're shutting down Roxel, a company that makes engines for missiles. We expect them to be sold to Saudi Arabia, guilty of war crimes in #Yemen #stoparmingsaudi

[Prince of Famine @PrinceFamine]

Yep, sounds like a plan to me! #CrownprinceinUSA #CrownPrinceinLA #CrownPrinceinSF #Vision2030 https://t.co/Ov5xO4GuQ9

[Prince of Famine @PrinceFamine]

Had a great meeting with @Amazon last week! Teensy hiccup I forgot to bring up: My blockades will prevent 2-day #AmazonPrime delivery to #Yemen of basic medical supplies. Or food, so @AmazonFresh is also a no. @AmazonHelp, will @JeffBezos be ok with that? #CrownPrinceInSeattle

[Prince of Famine @PrinceFamine]

Activists keep bringing up my pesky famine in #Yemen - I just want to wine & dine in peace! I prefer these glowing reviews from my private dinner w American treasures @TheRock #MorganFreeman @JimCameron. I know 8 million Yemenis who could use the leftovers 🤣 #jk #butnotreally https://t.co/b3rderUGwo

[Prince of Famine @PrinceFamine]

@tyler_bellstrom @chrstphr_woody Aw gee, @TheRock - as you sang in @Disney’s @DisneyMoana, what can I say except you're welcome? Great dinner, great conversation about my modern views, no mention of me bombing kids in #Yemen 💯

[Prince of Famine @PrinceFamine]

I hear Google Maps is amazing — maybe making a deal with @Google will help me stop bombing schools, hospitals, & weddings in #Yemen? Crowdsourcing opinions here. U.S. military targeting support definitely didn’t stop me bombing civilians, so I’m up for anything. #CrownPrinceInUSA

[Prince of Famine @PrinceFamine]

So excited to meet @Uber today. Their commitment to ignore sexual harassment and spin a low-wage, benefit-free gig economy into a message of empowerment for women workers reminds me of how I empower Yemeni women by bombing their homes! #CrossCulturalConnections #CrownPrinceInUSA

[Prince of Famine @PrinceFamine]

Was nervous about meeting President @BillClinton, but it went great! We really hit it off AND he didn’t ask me why I’m pushing 8 million Yemenis to the brink of starvation. Win-win. #CrownPrinceInUSA https://t.co/droSn4DjbE

[وزارة الخارجية 🇸🇦 @KSAMOFA]

#CrownPrinceinNYC | #CrownPrince meets with former US President Bill Clinton.
#CrownPrinceinUSA

[Prince of Famine @PrinceFamine]

Watching #Survivor to celebrate my meeting with @MGM_Studios today. Love the show but the new season needs a contemporary spin — we could call it Refugee? I know 2.3 million Yemenis who’d be perfect in the cast. I keep bombing them!

[Prince of Famine @PrinceFamine]

Bummed I couldn't fit starving 8 million Yemeni civilians into my packed discussion agenda. Next time, guys? #CrownPrinceInUSA https://t.co/bJdLuNJbvu

[وزارة الخارجية 🇸🇦 @KSAMOFA]

#CrownPrinceinUSA | The Crown Prince's visit will discuss important and urgent issues in the region