Lucifer

You know who I am.

[Lucifer @PrinceMammon]

What smells like burning flesh?

[Lucifer @PrinceMammon]

@TheTweetOfGod Or to ask me instead...

[Lucifer @PrinceMammon]

It never rains in Hell....

[Lucifer @PrinceMammon]

There are at least four kinds of murder, but to the dead, it matters little. The distinctions are for the lawyers.

[Lucifer @PrinceMammon]

@TheTweetOfGod I'm watching.....

[Lucifer @PrinceMammon]

Egotist, n. A person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me.

[Lucifer @PrinceMammon]

@TheTweetOfGod So's your universe. Eat it.

[Lucifer @PrinceMammon]

@TheTweetOfGod I only pretend to be YOU when I'm REALLY trying to piss someone off.

[Lucifer @PrinceMammon]

@TheTweetOfGod I'm listening. Keep those requests for banal crap coming.

[Lucifer @PrinceMammon]

@Sheepzeel I'm saving that one for 2020....I'll tell ya why later.

[Lucifer @PrinceMammon]

Elmer Fudd stole my spear and magic helmet again. Watch out Bugs!

[Lucifer @PrinceMammon]

@TheTweetOfGod I'm trying desperately to hack your account and shut it down permanently. I sent an imp for Steve Jobs.......

[Lucifer @PrinceMammon]

Every time a christian stops themselves from sinning, they're destroying a piece of their own religion.

[Lucifer @PrinceMammon]

If all christians stopped sinning, like preachers and ministers tell them to do, then what need would they have for christianity?

[Lucifer @PrinceMammon]

Satan hasn't a single salaried helper; The opposition employs a million.

[Lucifer @PrinceMammon]

@TheTweetOfGod That means I'M God too. Get off my throne.

[Lucifer @PrinceMammon]

@TheTweetOfGod Oklahoma can botch anything......you're welcome.

[Lucifer @PrinceMammon]

Modern society without organized religion would be like a crazed maniac without a chainsaw.

[Lucifer @PrinceMammon]

God is not dead but alive and well and working on a much less ambitious project.

[Lucifer @PrinceMammon]

@TheTweetOfGod No...he's mine actually...