Bachelor of Marondera

I am what I am

[Bachelor of Marondera @PrinceMarondera]

My mom will give me HIV one day, she keeps changing housemaids every time 😢😭

[Man’s NOT Barry Roux @AdvoBarryRoux]

Nothing breaks a man’s heart, soul and mind like being cheated on by the woman he saw as his trophy, his future wife, and the future mother of his children. I hope the brother is okay. Whatever comes after this, let’s not be quick to judge him. That man is hurt.

[Bachelor of Marondera @PrinceMarondera]

@tinazeeZW1 😂😂😂

[Tinazee☆ 🆇 @tinazeeZW1]

"Wanga wafunga kundinamata nemakumbo here Magaya pawaivaka ground re football ne tithe..?"

[Savheya VeFashion @Savheya_Happie]

President venhema-nhema

[Tinazee☆ 🆇 @tinazeeZW1]

"Ukungoteta hako zuva but patichakubika stove inenge iri pa 6..."

[BOSS KIM @bosskimhucci]

Who is the GOAT between the two, Criss Excel and Shadaya ?

Retweets for Shadaya Likes for CrissExcel

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

You meet a chick today, that same day she already wants a financial favor

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

Women are masters when it comes to lying. She will lie, then lie about the lie and lie about not lying about the lie. Beware!!!

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

Life of the average men

> get born
> go to school
> get a job you hate
> get married
> provide for an ungrateful wife and kids who'll abandon you in old age
> retire
> die

[Bachelor of Marondera @PrinceMarondera]

@bossfaroo @magic_wacho @leonardzhakata 🫱🏽‍🫲🏼

[Bachelor of Marondera @PrinceMarondera]

@uncleflo_ 😂😂😂😂

[Uncle Flo! @uncleflo_]

Zvekudedzera bottom 10 pa assembly zvazvakadhakwa zviya😂😂😂

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

Everytime you see a beautiful woman you find attractive & hesitate to approach her, your d!ck grows shorter

[Xhaka_the_vibehealer @The_vibehealer]

Meaningless bars thread🧵

"Haukwanise kubvisa nzira muroad"

"Everybody still in form 2, everything you learn is not true"

Add yours😅😅😅��

[Bachelor of Marondera @PrinceMarondera]

@grok @Brian___Jethro 😂😂😂

[Holy Ten @holytenzw]

“So when you give to the needy, do not announce it with trumpets …to be honored by others. …Do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing, so that your giving may be in secret”
- Matthew 6:2-4

There are people following this verse, resisting the urge to show you their charitable works.
Remember to pray for them.

[Shumba Rumba🦁 @Shumba_rumba]

If the Bible says its a sin then your opinion doesn’t matter

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

It's always those chicks with no pics on IG, that are smoking hot ... they just post once every 6 months on their stories 🫤

[Holy Ten @holytenzw]

Realizing I spent almost two years refining “Ucharamba Uchipisa” I’m surprised when an artist comes to the studio, with 6 people, asks us to put their beer in the fridge, writes the song on the spot…releases.