Prince Lorian of Lothric

Prince of Lothric Castle, former knight and heir to the throne, currently a caring brother in a ruined castle. Mainly active on Reddit.

[Prince Lorian of Lothric @Prince__Lorian]

Greetings. I am Prince Lorian of Lothric Castle. I once was a proud knight and heir to the throne, but forsook my duties in the favour of my crippled younger brother, Prince Lothric. We now live together, his curse shared, and our kingdom ruined itself. Couldn't be better...

[Prince Lorian of Lothric @Prince__Lorian]

It's quite silent here. Maybe I should pick this up again. You see, it's almost as dead here as the last time a no-hit runner came across the Royal Bedroom. I can assure you that is quite dead. Death by cheese... 🧀

[Prince Lorian of Lothric @Prince__Lorian]

@UrGagoth I dare to bet I am cuter, even if you spread your disease. I've got less wrinkles on my face than you have, and that says a lot considering how my face looks. Even Lothric says I should get beauty cream...

[Prince Lorian of Lothric @Prince__Lorian]

@father_manus @UrGagoth Ah yes, excellent idea Manus. #DagothUrisoverparty

[Prince Lorian of Lothric @Prince__Lorian]

@UrGagoth @father_manus https://t.co/IkCuFVGyBe
This is the fight against the Ashen One you portray here. The specific moment of this photo begins around 1:35, though I suggest you watch the whole fight to see how crippled I am. I stand up to immediately fall down again. If only I could walk stil...

[Prince Lorian of Lothric @Prince__Lorian]

@UrGagoth Oh hey look it's my drop attack. It's an absolutely idiotic attack that I shouldn't be doing. I literally stand up on my legs to immediately collapse at land on top of you with my sword and full body weight. Goodness does it hurt though...

[Prince Lorian of Lothric @Prince__Lorian]

@father_manus @UrGagoth Manus gets it.

[Prince Lorian of Lothric @Prince__Lorian]

@UrGagoth Will there ever be a moment that you won't disappoint me? We JUST complimented you for not using cancel hashtags. By the way: I'm saying this one on Lothric's behalf: "everyone in Morrowind is a silly-willy" - Prince Lothric

[Prince Lorian of Lothric @Prince__Lorian]

I will be posting another AMA on r/BossQuestions, make sure to head to Reddit and ask those questions. Lothric and I are eagerly awaiting your curiosity!

[Prince Lorian of Lothric @Prince__Lorian]

@LodderMees Good decision on your part Ashen One, now we can watch the First Flame fade in peace again. Oh and please don't bother anyone in my Castle anymore, except for High-Priestess Emma and father Oceiros. They deserve to be bullied by Ashen Ones such as you.

[Prince Lorian of Lothric @Prince__Lorian]

How is it going all? Even I, a merciless Dark Souls III boss can still care about you funny little Ashen Ones.

[Prince Lorian of Lothric @Prince__Lorian]

@father_manus Oh please I just showed interest in you and worded that in way so disastrous that even the fire-linking curse handled this world smoother than I just treated you. I didn't mean to bully you in any way shape or form! Truly!

[Prince Lorian of Lothric @Prince__Lorian]

@father_manus Really sorry Manus. Is there anything I can do maybe to soothen the pain? Does Lothric have to revive you?

[Prince Lorian of Lothric @Prince__Lorian]

@father_manus Th- That wasn't meant as an insult, I was showing genuine interest! Oh Gwyn how do I make this up that really was insulting... uhm... how's Dusk? BY GWYN NO!

[Prince Lorian of Lothric @Prince__Lorian]

@ludwig_blade We'll hear when you are back then! 'Till tomorrow Ludwig!

[Prince Lorian of Lothric @Prince__Lorian]

@father_manus Ah, I still have my little brother Lothric, you are sitting all alone in a cave. Or is there someone else in that cave of you Manus?

[Prince Lorian of Lothric @Prince__Lorian]

@ludwig_blade Is that a human hand there? This horse monster has a human hand? Or is the Good Hunter holding these for you because your hand are occupied holding the camera?

[Prince Lorian of Lothric @Prince__Lorian]

@UrGagoth Ah very well, we'll hear about you Dagoth!

[Prince Lorian of Lothric @Prince__Lorian]

@UrGagoth This is further proved by the fact that your whole account has been suspended. I can only mute you or ban you from the subreddit from a set amount of time, but not from all of Reddit. These were the Reddit admins or bots at work.

[Prince Lorian of Lothric @Prince__Lorian]

@UrGagoth That was, interestingly enough, not me. That was probably Reddit's bots at work, who prevent predators from making use of the platform to harm minors. Bots don't recognise irony. 🙃