Azhmir

[Azhmir @PrincessAzhmir]

don’t trust people who don’t have their windows tinted. we are in Texas. we live in a fire pit.

[Azhmir @PrincessAzhmir]

I’m tired of accidentally clicking the covid information center button on Insta whenever anyone mentions covid on their story.

[Azhmir @PrincessAzhmir]

bae: do you know what pinol is?

me: yes

bae: I'm not referring to pinesol. I've heard you refer to pinesol as pinol before.

#spanglish

[Azhmir @PrincessAzhmir]

apparently covid doesn't exist in Texas anymore. @POTUS where's the stimmy at so we can at least perish with $1400 in our pockets

[ant @anthimseIf]

Me Tweeting ...

[Azhmir @PrincessAzhmir]

“A real man makes his own luck." Billy Zane, "Titanic."- Dwight Schrute. Also Ted Cruz.

[Azhmir @PrincessAzhmir]

what does this even mean?! we haven’t had power in over 72 hours.

[ERCOT @ERCOT_ISO]

We know this is hard. We continue to work as quickly and safely as possible to restore power. We gained some MWs overnight but are back to 14,000 MW of load shed; lost east DC-tie imports due to Midwest power emergency. We hope to reduce outages over the course of the day.

[Azhmir @PrincessAzhmir]

when my power comes back on, it’s all over for y’all. I’m gonna be so warm, you’re gonna think I’m the sun.

[Azhmir @PrincessAzhmir]

bae explaining the stock market to me

[Azhmir @PrincessAzhmir]

what’s worse than living in a pandemic? watching a show about people living & working in a pandemic. there is no escape. (just started season 17 of Grey’s Anatomy)

[@GodisRivera on Bsky/Spill @Grivi on IG/Threads @GodisRivera]

Me trying to keep up with/understand this GameStop, stock market, hedge fund mess

[Azhmir @PrincessAzhmir]

when I'm working in a google doc & the other person in the doc is me

[Azhmir @PrincessAzhmir]

wow @DIRECTV this is really annoying. I can’t even watch a local tv channel with the whole satellite sitting on my roof. what a scam.

[Azhmir @PrincessAzhmir]

drinking hot chocolate at midnight like I don’t have to work (from home) in the morning. holidaze ✨

[Rachel Paige @rachmeetsworld]

checking the news today

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Someone call el chacal de la trompeta on Chris Wallace because this is very much an “y fuera” situation

[NBC Entertainment @nbc]

"We hope this email found you well!"
How the email found us:

[Azhmir @PrincessAzhmir]

@HoHeyyyy Are you on tik tok? You should watch @skincarebyhyram He recommends lots of great products. & don't use St. Ives!

[ESPN @espn]

On @SteveCarell's birthday, we look at basketball legend Michael Scott 🐐

[Azhmir @PrincessAzhmir]

this you?

[Blockbuster @blockbuster]

Just checking in. 👋