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Opera is beautiful if you are watching an Opera. Opera is a catalyst if your coworker is blasting it from their office when you are trying to work.

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I wonder if the irs will take an IOU for yard work.

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Going to lie about people I don't like in my diary so if anything ever happens to me they will be suspects. Enjoy your nightmare.

[jenniskinni @PrincessChamp]

Stop sending me safe driver discount alerts. I am a terrible driver.

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Bored. Guess I'll join a modeling contest and not tell anyone to vote for me so I come in last place.

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When I was younger, I wanted to marry a rich man and keel him for his money. Now that I’ve matured, I want to marry a rich man and just divorce him and only have half his money.

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'Can you please remove me from your call list?' - me when my boss is wondering where I am.

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Imagine leaving hundreds of thousands of dollars in life insurance to your son... And he spends it on hoes.

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Bought my first tape measure and I am like a kid with a new toy. I’ve measured my living room, my door, how tall Oliver is (22 inches)… I wish I had a penis 📷📷

[jenniskinni @PrincessChamp]

This Ophthalmologist said he was testing for nerve damage. So I asked him for a doctor’s note for a week off from work so no one gets on them 📷

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Bored. Maybe I'll join Angi (Angie's List) as a Pro and just fuck up peoples' projects 📷

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@eddieb2 Came to the internet to ask the same thing. She is nuts.

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My cat taking up half my pillow to lick her butt while I’m trying to sleep. You’ve barely lived here 24 hours I’m glad you’ve made yourself so at home 🥴😂

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Apparently my animals wrote a song together today while i was at work. They sang it to me when i got home. It’s called ‘I’M STARVING’. 🐷🐯

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@elonmusk No one voted for you Elon. You were just the side chick.

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Elon is going to do this to Air Force One's windshield.

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@CLTCrimeStopper You don't need any more tips? It has been over a week and not a single arrest. These cowards are making jokes about it on social media.

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@KevinHart4real You’re so vegan why don’t you do something about that oppossum being burned alive in Charlotte NC.

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@HonnyDipp Here because I googled it and was also stuck