Alli 🪱

feeling cute, might die later.

[John Rich @JohnRichTV]

I can’t believe they gave Cirie a pussy #Survivor

[survivor sea krait @seakraits]

If I send you this it means I have no idea what the fuck is going on #Survivor50

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

me

[🍉🦖flora misses hugh york city @floraisgivingup]

FOR YOUR INFORMATION I PREFER MY AVATAR MOVIES 3+ HOURS LONG WITH BEAUTIFUL VFX, MADE BY MAAAAN

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback orgy was

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Ever wonder how to get rid of a mattress? Or how to find resources for a neighbor in need? Call 311.

311 is contacted 100,000 times every day, 7 days a week, 52 weeks a year. Everything from potholes to trash schedules; they're available to answer your non-emergency calls any hour of the day. No call is too small for @nyc311.

So on the anniversary of 311 (3/11), I decided to answer some of those calls myself.

[rach @mementonestor]

so many video game protagonists are afraid to be corny but leon kennedy was born on the cob

[tee!! 🎉 SEEING FIMMIES!!! @teealliums]

Running back to my bed after turning the lights off

[Niko @MeowMeowNiko1]

that actually will get shadow tweaking out, genuinely.

[RESIDENT EVIL @REBiohazardNews]

“I’ve killed stranger things”

[Ross Tweets Games @RossTweetsGames]

“Eye of Sauron, huh? Guess you didn’t see me coming”

[dr. z ★ world cup era @martellroyalty]

“you’re being sent to pandora”

leon: “sounds like a box I shouldn’t open”

[zé ꕤ @josenocontrole]

amanhã é segunda-feira de novo

[Juli 🩷 @julialeelychee_]

And when everyone is transgender… no one will be

[kendall @hasansstache]

WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM LMFAOOOOO

[jack nashville @fctnlxchrctr]

ashley played elle woods so hard she turned vince into warner #bb27

[Taran Armstrong @ArmstrongTaran]

"Rachel, why was it your fault that you were eliminated and not ours?"

"Rachel, do you wish you'd not screwed up so much in our perfectly reasonable twist?"

Be more obvious. #BB27