Kkilla💯

So unserious.

[Kkilla💯 @PrincessKMSC]

On the 250th year anniversary.

[𝓜𝓪𝓽𝓽 ✈️ @mldiffley]

Just realized all the World Cup tourists are gonna be here for the Fourth of July, I can’t wait to see their reactions

[𝓜𝓪𝓽𝓽 ✈️ @mldiffley]

Just realized all the World Cup tourists are gonna be here for the Fourth of July, I can’t wait to see their reactions

[Richard Newby @RichardLNewby3]

This is all because he got booed last night. What an absolute chode.

[Pizza @number_pizza111]

I like when Norman Rockwell got a little woke with it

[Rajjath @Rajjath24]

George Orwell on writing:

[Hereward the Woke @BamaExpat]

Today I learned that the two largest sporting stadiums in the world are in Delhi and Pyongyang and the rest of the top 10 are at American public universities.

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

I can understand why Italians saw this and decided to invent unemployment

[🇧🇪🇳🇱🇪🇸🇳🇴🇰🇷🇯🇵🇺🇿 @Chragic_]

I am in Atlanta, Georgia for the World Cup 🇺🇸

[suri @suricidal]

speaking of old nba tweets this is still the greatest

[amanda @jailedamanda]

Actually laughed out loud I fear

[Lee (Greater) @shortmagsmle]

Accidentally re-inventing “thinking” from first principles

[Moira Donegan @MoiraDonegan]

There are lovers you forget and sandwiches that haunt you for the rest of your life.

[Nancy Rommelmann @NancyRomm]

My daughter sends. She knows all about this. Also please come over so I can feed you

[Olóyè. @Ol0ye]

Stadiums will be built and completed in 24 hours.

During half time, they'll change the direction the stadium is facing so that the sun doesn't enter the Chinese team's eyes.

[smoky 🛒 @losethewar]

i genuinely think about this every night

[Smokes @nickysmokess]

Americans come back from Europe having lost weight and feeling "clean." Meanwhile these Europeans are about to go back with the Freshman 15 😂

[emily @cicadaxxseason]

quintessential american experience going to an overlook and having a guy tell you something unforgettably bizarre. last time i went to red river gorge some dude told me how he’d found a body there recently

[JP @jpbrammer]

the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.

[BRI @BriMalandro]

Writing a book or script is impressive to me even if it is kind of terrible cause damn all that was going on in your brain and you actually got it out? Good for you

[akila. @becka1icious]

english teachers recognizing ur potential is the kind of validation that stays w u forever