𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐌𝐚𝐲 𝐂𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐌𝐞 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠

𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒕𝒓𝒖𝒍𝒚 𝒘𝒊𝒔𝒉 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒓𝒚 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒃𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒎𝒆 𝒊𝒏 𝒔𝒎𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒔..

𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒑𝒍𝒖𝒎𝒃𝒆𝒓 𝒌𝒏𝒆𝒘 𝒃𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕

[𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐌𝐚𝐲 𝐂𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐌𝐞 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 @PrincessKTeresa]

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[𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐌𝐄 @SUPERB0YPRlME]

(I believe women writers/characters/oc are allowed to One Shot and God-Mode on anyone that interacts with them in a creepy way nonconsentually

Idc if it makes sense you gotta hit the weirdos where it hurts)

[𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐌𝐚𝐲 𝐂𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐌𝐞 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 @PrincessKTeresa]

Well I think so yes..

is there really no harsh blood between you two?

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐓 𝐊𝐎𝐎𝐏𝐀 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆. @LETHALLAVALANDS]

Ain't everyone supposed to be allowed there?

[𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐌𝐚𝐲 𝐂𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐌𝐞 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 @PrincessKTeresa]

should we..?

would we even be allowed?

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐓 𝐊𝐎𝐎𝐏𝐀 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆. @LETHALLAVALANDS]

Weird.

That mean I should go to Peach's little parades?

[𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐌𝐚𝐲 𝐂𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐌𝐞 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 @PrincessKTeresa]

we technically are yes

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐓 𝐊𝐎𝐎𝐏𝐀 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆. @LETHALLAVALANDS]

. . . am I technically trans?

[𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐌𝐚𝐲 𝐂𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐌𝐞 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 @PrincessKTeresa]

Spinning around a dust covered ball room, listening to hit musican The Phantom from.. mario and rabbids, pirouting through the sky trying to think of ghosts to summon into the room

[𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐌𝐚𝐲 𝐂𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐌𝐞 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 @PrincessKTeresa]

`` Mansions are like my whole thing, last time I did a hotel, and that was just becasue I hated Luigi.. ``

Ascending to meet their leige at eye level.

`` I feel like its a fun crowd, I can image the chargin chucks being amazing hypemen ``

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐓 𝐊𝐎𝐎𝐏𝐀 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆. @LETHALLAVALANDS]

" We gotta get you outta those mansions. "

Raising a brow.

" Eh. . . why not? Could use to work out with someone other than the Koopalings. "

[𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐌𝐚𝐲 𝐂𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐌𝐞 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 @PrincessKTeresa]

`` Yes that, quite exactly actually.. really only a couple of non ghost friends, being you and Kamek, oh and king thwomp ! ``

She would tap her chin turning herself upside down

`` Why dont I just join you at your gym? ``

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐓 𝐊𝐎𝐎𝐏𝐀 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆. @LETHALLAVALANDS]

" 'Course. There's a koopa or two sometimes, but it's usually empty. "

Thinking for a moment.

" Oh yeah. You're just 'round ghosts all the time. "

[𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐌𝐚𝐲 𝐂𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐌𝐞 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 @PrincessKTeresa]

A deep sigh of relief, practically deflating.

`` My apologies, but our circle of uhm.. colleagues are quite different. Im sure you have a personal gym in your castle no? ``

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐓 𝐊𝐎𝐎𝐏𝐀 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆. @LETHALLAVALANDS]

" My thuggish city? "

Her brows furrowed, getting up close to the Boo.

" . . . GWAHAHAHA—! You ain't wrong! "

[𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐌𝐚𝐲 𝐂𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐌𝐞 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 @PrincessKTeresa]

`` oh right your thuggish city.._ ``

Slamming her hands over her mouth

`` I said not a word my leige ``

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐓 𝐊𝐎𝐎𝐏𝐀 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆. @LETHALLAVALANDS]

" You think I go with them—?

Neo Bowser City. Check it out. It's got all sorts of stuff. "

[𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐌𝐚𝐲 𝐂𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐌𝐞 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 @PrincessKTeresa]

--- shes having a terrible time holding back the pain of being punched by bowser.

`` I would.. rather not go to the gym! With all those.. silly, stupid humans ``

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐓 𝐊𝐎𝐎𝐏𝐀 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆. @LETHALLAVALANDS]

" Maybe you ought'a start working out, then. "

She's punching her in the shoulder.

" Guess there ARE some perks to bein' smaller. "

[𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐌𝐚𝐲 𝐂𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐌𝐞 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 @PrincessKTeresa]

As her hands were removed from the Koopa, she would float back around to face the King frowning.

`` Now that might be simple for you, but im not exactly known for my strength, unlike yourself ``

`` Aughahahaha and may I remind you, im pretty new to usable hands ``

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐓 𝐊𝐎𝐎𝐏𝐀 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆. @LETHALLAVALANDS]

" You're afraid of a Thwimp?

All they do is hop around! One hammer slam and they're smashed to bits. "

She's raising a brow, taking her hand off.

[𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐌𝐚𝐲 𝐂𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐌𝐞 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 @PrincessKTeresa]

`` Yes yes.. I agree dear.. but think how more complicated they can become, and bigger isn't always better think.. like hm, I would rather fight 20 thwomps more than 5 thwimps ``

Still holding onto her shoulders, practically whispering to her.

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐓 𝐊𝐎𝐎𝐏𝐀 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆. @LETHALLAVALANDS]

" Hmph. The oversized gadgets were AWESOME. "

She's crossing her arms.

[𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐌𝐚𝐲 𝐂𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐌𝐞 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 @PrincessKTeresa]

`` Bigger yes? As long, no. And length certainly matters, and plus! Thumbs, think of all the more gadgets you can pop out now.. ``

Another cackle from the geist.

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐓 𝐊𝐎𝐎𝐏𝐀 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆. @LETHALLAVALANDS]

" You kidding me? They were so much bigger and bulkier than this! "

A grumble from the monarch.

" But I guess bein' stuck like this ain't terrible. "

[🎀Melodyheart ૮₍ ´ ꒳ `₎ა @_Melodyheart]

Boosette Doodle (Princess king boo) ♡

[‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍ ‍‍ ‘𑁍࿔‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍ 𝓓𝘼𝙄͟𝙎͟𝙔 .ᐟ @sarasiansun]

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[𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐌𝐚𝐲 𝐂𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐌𝐞 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 @PrincessKTeresa]

`` Your arms weren't much bigger my liege ! ``

She would reach out grabbing onto the former koopas shoulders.

`` These humans bodies certainly arent all bad.. Aughahahaha! ``

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐓 𝐊𝐎𝐎𝐏𝐀 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆. @LETHALLAVALANDS]

" I don't get you. I'd rather just do it myself. "

A light grin toward her.

" Y' mean those stubby little arms you had? Bwahahaha—! "

[𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐌𝐚𝐲 𝐂𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐌𝐞 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 @PrincessKTeresa]

`` Blah ! Nonsense. I've never liked being physical with those plumbers ! Why do you think I have so many ghosts to assist me? ``

Shaking her head slapping away the kings hand.

`` And excuse me- my prior form was quite nice to stare at.. id go back if I had thumbs as a ghost ``

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐓 𝐊𝐎𝐎𝐏𝐀 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆. @LETHALLAVALANDS]

" Hm? When'd you get so dainty? "

She's poking her repeatedly, smirking.

" Looks like that crown's done more than make 'ya tolerable to look at! "

[𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐌𝐚𝐲 𝐂𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐌𝐞 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 @PrincessKTeresa]

Now hovering around Bowser, shaking her head gently.

`` You know physical encounters arent my thing... let one i would never put my delicate hands on that gross.. plumber ``

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐓 𝐊𝐎𝐎𝐏𝐀 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆. @LETHALLAVALANDS]

" Hmm. . . I take the scaredy-cat, you take Mario.

Tempting, tempting. "

Tapping her chin.

" But Mario's MINE to pummel into the ground! "