Princess Painz

Woman have it hard, princesses have it harder.

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I will not work for other people.. Other people work for me 💁 #PrincessPainz

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There is no such thing as saying "no" to me #PrincessPainz

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Can I pay someone to go to the gym for me? #PrincessPainz

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Brunettes are better then blondes #KnownFact #PrincessPainz

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Some things are better left unsaid. But I'm probably gonna get drunk and say them anyway. #PrincessPainz

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I have an irrational fear of wasting a good outfit on an insignificant day. #PrincessPainz

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If you're not gonna try then I'm not gonna care #SimpleAsThat

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I'd eat carbs if an Italian boy bought them for me. #PrincessPainz

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Only two things can change my mood. 1. Free alcohol 2. 50% discount. #PrincessPainz

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Once men have tasted caviar it baffles me how they settle for catfish #PrincessPainz

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Have a little faith, and if that doesn't work, have a lot of mimosas. #PrincessPainz

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Few things in life feel better than taking your bra off after a long day #PrincessPainz

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Your girlfriend's ugly #SorryNotSorry #PrincessPainz

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I will not be any man's half-time, down-time, spare-time, or sometimes. So don't waste my time. #PrincessPainz

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I won't get jealous, I won't get jealous, I won't get jealous
..........Who's this fucking whore? #PrincessPainz

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I will never cry over a boy. My mascara is too expensive. #PrincessPainz

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Don't ever underestimate my ability to find shit out. #PrincessPainz

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I have this huge attraction to assholes... Yeah it's pretty bad. #PrincessPainz

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What is a peasant to a princess? Nothing. #PrincessPainz

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I don't need a reason to not like you, I just don't. #PrincessPainz