Princess Peapod

we're pretty much awesome.
sex, drugs, rock n' roll. speed, weed, n' birth control. life's a bitch and then you die so fuck the world and let's get high.

[Princess Peapod @PrincessPeapod1]

Utterly disgusted - purchased a bag of @LorissasKitchen jerky only to find the bag (with an exp date 08/2019) reeked in scent and was covered in mold!! #gross #customerexperience #moldyfoodisntedible #notsofreshjerky

[Princess Peapod @PrincessPeapod1]

@Uber_CHI hey Uber lost my phone did any drivers named Dave find one? Tweet back plz it's an emergency

[Princess Peapod @PrincessPeapod1]

@TBSOfficial what time does your set start tonight at Best Buy Theater? Can't wait! @bestbuy_theater

[Princess Peapod @PrincessPeapod1]

@bestbuy_theater What are the set times for tonight's show?

[Princess Peapod @PrincessPeapod1]

@kristymarshall1 demon panda tryna what now

[Princess Peapod @PrincessPeapod1]

Exactly two weeks until the Peapod Palace comes back to life in the city that never sleeps...Are you ready? #getweird #everydayisfunday #bai

[Princess Peapod @PrincessPeapod1]

"What's that fine feline?" "Excuse me?" "Uh, the cheetahs on your shirt.." "No." TSA agent pick up lines have reached a new low

[Princess Peapod @PrincessPeapod1]

Miss us? We're back just in time for a #rageukkah reunion. Hold on to your hanky pankys ladies. @kristymarshall1 @kelleylootens @slsmith18

[Princess Peapod @PrincessPeapod1]

"When do the poles close?" and "What the score?l" -- text messages from a Vegas mom @jayyhunyy @CarolineHoene #pollsnotpoles

[Princess Peapod @PrincessPeapod1]

Woke up this morning next to an Olympic bobsledder #TeamUsa

[Henry Tudor @KngHnryVIII]

Keep your Viagra, oysters, rhinoceros horn & Spanish fly. I close my eyes & think of England.

[Princess Peapod @PrincessPeapod1]

To intern when he said he's considering converting bc Mormon girls are "hot": life without alcohol and caffeine is a life not worth living

[Princess Peapod @PrincessPeapod1]

Got a flu shot. Negating all the antibodies with alcohol. #oops

[Princess Peapod @PrincessPeapod1]

"Putting a glowstick on your bike is a good idea yet again I'd put a glowstick up my ass if I thought of it"

[Princess Peapod @PrincessPeapod1]

It's Wednesday and you know what that means? LET'S GET WEIRD! #weirdwednesday @WorkaholicsCC

[BindersFullofWomen @BindersofWomen]

what do you get when you put a "binder" on an "empty chair"? Mitt Romney's personality! #bindersfullofwomen

[Big Bird @BigBirdRomney]

Injustice.

Binders full of women sold for $0.77 at Staples.

Binders full of men selling for $1.00.

#bindersfullofwomen

[Princess Peapod @PrincessPeapod1]

Hold on... What's the problem with a stripper? #RHONJ

[Princess Peapod @PrincessPeapod1]

Ya bum. Ya bum. Pay ya bills ya bum. #RHONJ

[Princess Peapod @PrincessPeapod1]

"you could indict a ham sandwich" wise words of Joe Giudice #RHONJ