Princess Yoda

Defender of the Royal Family.
Mission: to detect and destroy the dark evils that lurk within!

[Princess Yoda @PrincessYoda1]

@MeghansMole Genuine question @nancytsidley if you & Bruce are so right for each other & the love is so great, why, after 10 long years, is he still with his wife? Isn't there a saying that if a man truly loves you he'll move heaven & earth to be with you? Mine did.

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@that_1 Girl, I'm not sure you're meant to be THAT CLOSE to the camera! 😬. And (unfortunately) we can still hear you, so how about you keep backing up until we give you the signal to stop 🙏🏼

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@chribengian @becmarters @benonwine @bornfirstkindly @DuchessofGeeks @FayeArohanui @Frisky_gaijing @ThinkBeautiful_ @that_1 That definitely can't be H as his wife cut off what's in his shorts and carries it all in her little handbag

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@that_1 I thought it was Brittany doing one of her performances 🙈🙈🙈.

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@MaggieMobrules @TiarasNTears What is that?

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@MaggieMobrules @TiarasNTears It goes with her "blue, blue eyes" 🤣

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@BhattiLaib9960 Maria, I hope your burka fitting went well

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@wendycroney @Katsbigopinion2 That's a fact! 🤣🤣

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@LairdOfThManor I see a warehouse fire about to break out.... #insuranceclaim

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@MeghansMole Doesn't that also happen when you've had a few too many bottles of wine?

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@LadyEHale Her ego is bigger than the mirror. She gives new meaning to the term, body dismorphia. Actually.... it's more like ego dismorphia 🙄

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@unreMARKLEble Only Meghan Markle would create something as 'classy' as a Scone Burger 🙄🙈

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@that_1 @missmaryberry Mary Berry's face at that 'scone'

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@SummerRhapsody Do you think she's a bit high or drunk when she does these shoots? Her plating and styling is terrible 🙈🙈🙈

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@longsally That "cream" looks more like creamed cheese in my opinion - and those scones look as if they have bran flour or brown sugar in them. The scones I grew up with were never brown and were never made into 'burgers' 😳

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@that_1 8 years together and they still can't find each other's lips

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@ViQueenie The giant chair behind her looks like a guillotine 🤭. How apt! True story on her 'career' and life as a Douche, I mean Douche'ess

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@TheRoyalGrift @NyVicki This girl needs a mirror and a beauty blender sponge... I didn't hear a word she said, just kept staring at her bad make up job.

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@ViQueenie They say that a messy handbag is a sign of a messy mind ... I think we can say the same about a messy tea tray... 👀🤪