Hii future subjects~
Yumi here~
Up and coming caption writer~
I don’t currently offer sessions unless you’re a faildomme wanting a reality check~
But you get to know me they’ll await you~
You’ll find I’m quite forgiving unless you’re bringing drama to my door so do say hello~<3
I wonder what Doms think after they like all my posts~
Are they…
Impressed~
Inspired~
Or perhaps…
They’re just like you..a failure~
Secretly simping away for me knowing they’re safe to do so in the shadows~
Unlike you they have class~
Yet..they’re just as pathetic~<3
Take note~
You’re looking awfully sick over there~
Seems you’re down with inflated ego and superiority complex~
Silly boys like you deserve to be shown their place~
Sit still~
Mama will fix you~
*jab*
Much better~
That ought to shrink your shrimpy and your self esteem~
Better to be my girl~
I’ve been awaiting your return~
Geez~
What took you so long~
3 whole days for one glass of lemonade~
At least you finally have it~
Don’t tell me you were with other doms..
You were too busy drooling over my posts?
How pathetic are you~
So down bad over me you can’t face me irl~
It’s so so hot out~
Ready me a bath will you mutt~
Go on be a good pup and hop to it~
Fine..here’s some incentive~
I’ll let you keep the water after I’m finished~
Just don’t tell me what you do with it..
I bet it’s as gross as you are~
Disgusting mutt~<3
You think you’re allowed to look upon thee for free~
You worms really are as dense as a brick~
Maybe that’s why you get bricked from my distain~
Because you’re a stain on the sand you stand on~
Aww slipped outta shock~
Bury your head in the sand and pretend all is okay mutt~<3
Adorable~
You book me for the hour and don’t even last a minute~
Please I couldn’t even undress and you’re already soaked in your own defeat~
You prejacs are just way too cute~
Quick trying to be something you’re not~
You’re no more than a mutt~
Not a man~
Be honest to yourself~
Your dom~
My beta~
A simple glance~
A fleeting chance~
A sweet treat~
Was all she took to beat~
She’s almost as cute as you~<3
Almost~
The only thing more pathetic than a faildom is a mutt which still fawns over her~
And pathetic mutts are the cutest~
Don’t you want a treat~
After years of saving you’d finally are able to make it to your idols concert~
Was it all worth it~
1 hour of melody~
Of course..
You barely saw any after rushing to the bathroom every 3 minutes~
You really shouldn’t leak so badly~
But you can’t help it can you mutt~
I’m hot~<3
I’ve been far too busy working up a sweat haven’t I~?
Don’t worry mutts~
That just means I’ve been stockpiling so so many post ideas~
Cheer me on won’t you~
After all there’ll be plenty coming..sooner than you’d expect~
Or perhaps~
Sooner than you will~<3
Is it so bad to want this from all my subjects~
Nothing~
And I mean nothing~
Is more adorable~
More pathetic~
Nor more amusing~
Than a whimpering mutt begging for my attention publicly~
After all~
Making a mockery of yourself is just too perfect~<3
Who’s mommy’s good lil mutt~
Yes it’s you~<3
I’m so so proud of you for surrendering your kingdom to me~
I mean who needs it anyways~
It’s so much better to forfeit all your land, all your people, everything to me
Wouldn’t you rather live as mommy’s lil mutt~<3
Clean my feet~<3