Nikki Wright

Trans/Jerk/Pissant • Princess Cake 🍰
🍩 Simpsons Hit & Run OST Host 🎧
✌🏻Now free of political tweets🇺🇸💕
Playing: Metal Gear Solid 2 📦❗️

[Natalie Mars @theNatalieMars]

My friend Brandon Graham and I made a comic book together that you can back on Kickstarter. Along with stickers and a life sized pillow of me - you perverts. 😘

https://t.co/ABwyLJwvKL

[Nikki Wright @Princess_Cake]

@theNatalieMars God I missed you so!

[Nikki Wright @Princess_Cake]

@SouthPark South America is the only show that doesn't feel bought and paid for, I can appreciate the silly penis jokes but actually covering data centers would have been more helpful to the idiots that think it won't happen in their town.

[Nikki Wright @Princess_Cake]

📦❗️
Where - I - can - see - ya.

[Nikki Wright @Princess_Cake]

@offtereshchenko Lindsay Clancy is a monster. Kristi Noem is just a dumb cunt that shot a dog because she's half retarded.

[Nikki Wright @Princess_Cake]

@TonyGunk55 Just to push the idea that "Killing animals is wrong. Killing your children isn't."

[Nikki Wright @Princess_Cake]

@meoww739 Don't take it personally. After 9/11 we didn't trust anybody with brown skin regardless of origin.

Honestly I thought America still had the backbone to despise camel fuckers but we went and elected one as mayor of New York so goes to show how the media fucks with our heads.

[Nikki Wright @Princess_Cake]

@bad_dragon Maybe not the best thing to say on September 10th, guys.

[Nikki Wright @Princess_Cake]

@Gazmanafc Off having sex with its mom and taping it.

[Nikki Wright @Princess_Cake]

Damnit...Matt Groening mentioned a Simpsons Hit & Run remaster. Now my YT NikkiWrightVGM is gonna get hit by a metric shit-ton of comments like "Hey didja hear about the remaster? Woo, Hit & Run remake!"

Eff me for having the soundtrack music posted.

[Nikki Wright @Princess_Cake]

Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!

[Nikki Wright @Princess_Cake]

@PITerotic Lego's become such a scam. They were always pricey but once they got a big dick with all these IPs it became ridiculous.

Need to go back to original designs like Pirates, Town, Castles, and the Egyptian Adventurers sets.

Couldn't afford this crap as a kid and still can't.

[Nikki Wright @Princess_Cake]

$230 dollars for a Lego Batmobile, or $20 for a Jada die-cast Batmobile with functional machine gun turrets and a sliding cockpit.

[Nikki Wright @Princess_Cake]

Had a a dream I got hit on by Dennis Hopper inside a Toys R Us and actually got into it. Never have jalapenos before bed >.>

[Nikki Wright @Princess_Cake]

We've managed to avoid drowning!

[Nikki Wright @Princess_Cake]

@wdieljpg @DangamoMcangus Definitely borderline unbearable on repeat playthroughs. Would have been cool if in New Game+ there was a chance for each major section of the game to include a twist and cutscenes to support it.

Like instead of the FROGS showing up it's Beauty and the Beast Unit.

[Nikki Wright @Princess_Cake]

@fugtrup @WaifuLoot You should do 3D mousepads. Give femboy Link a soft chest or use his plump balls for the wrist rest <3

[Nikki Wright @Princess_Cake]

@KarfexB I wasn't aware most of us had gotten PS5's by now. I thought we were still in a valley of the PS4 gen xD

But yeah, from what I've seen of the price, size, and overall shittiness of R* and a complete turnaround of what they used to make fun of as far back as the top-down games.

[Nikki Wright @Princess_Cake]

@KarfexB I wasn't aware most of us had gotten PS5's by now. I thought we were still in a valley of the PS4 gen xD

But yeah, from what I've seen of the price, size, and overall shittiness of R* and a complete turnaround of what they used to make fun of as far back as the top-down games.

[The Dragon's Treasure @thedragonstea]

Why the hell did I bother moving to Texas if they're just going to continuously bring the things I hated here?