🎃Spooky Cat🎃

ordained minister, she/they, crybaby ♓️.

[🎃Spooky Cat🎃 @Princess_Catnip]

So this is going to be a thread about all my dogs. I don't have pictures for all of them but I've had about 20 so deal with it.

[🎃Spooky Cat🎃 @Princess_Catnip]

My brothers ex roommate was a lesbian in a several years long dedicated relationship. Her daughter turns 6 this year after she got drunk at a party and decided to experiment. Everybody was and still is very surprised about it.

[𑣲Princess Maya.* @pinkfemmecess]

gynecologists when you tell them there’s no chance of pregnancy bcs you’re a lesbian

[🎃Spooky Cat🎃 @Princess_Catnip]

In elementary school (2007/2008) my 3rd grade teacher told me she went to high school with Jason and it broke the entire class as she had just come back from maternity leave while we thought he was a child

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Jason Earles reveals he told ‘Hannah Montana’ producers he was 18 in his audition and nobody noticed he lied until Season 1 was halfway through filming.

He was secretly 28 at the time and married.

[anna 🏹 @myelessar]

happy year of the horse <3

[Kourra 🐀✨ Bratty Rat Girl Vtuber @KourraVT]

there it is

[IAmEmaMae | YouTuber @IAmEmaMae]

I saw someone raise a very good point elsewhere. Think about this for a second.

Adults who do not verify their age will be restricted to child and teen friendly servers.

Let me repeat that.

ADULTS who CHOOSE not to verify their age…will be locked into servers WITH CHILDREN.

[🎃Spooky Cat🎃 @Princess_Catnip]

Did you know most hockey players eat at least 7 mouth guards every season? Mostly during interviews. The more you know 🌈

[.☾⋆˚KAY⋆˚☆˖ @NY88LANDER]

Bros CHOMPING that shit 😭

[Echo Fade 🍋 @EchoFadeWho]

So you’re going to have p*dophiles blend in the “teen-by-default” if they don’t show your face or ID.

Yeah smart move discord

[Brunette Bohemian @Jane_Doe82]

I don’t think I need to be nice to white supremacists

[snoops🪩 @HSsnoopyy]

kiss all the time. disco, occasionally.🪩

[danisha carter @danishacarterr]

the additional tax sounds fine to me!

[Actually_Tina_prepping for the 4th_FFXIV @Actually_Tina]

"We made everything worse for the average person but you shouldn't be mean to us"

[Syd Steyerhart @SydSteyerhart]

Gen Z is right obviously. Taking work seriously has very few upsides anymore. You're not going to be able to afford a house, get married, or have children, which means the incentives that formed the basis of western civilization are all gone now.

[Conor Rogers @conorjrogers]

Any time that JD Vance says anything, remember: when he was confronted with the fact he was outright lying about immigrants eating dogs in Springfield, his response was that it’s perfectly fine to lie about something as long as it gets the media talking about it.

He’s a liar.

[akil & saltfish @yungdessalines]

It’s been happening you just don’t consider black people your neighbors

[🎃Spooky Cat🎃 @Princess_Catnip]

At 18 I went to a sex shop, signed up for rewards like I do everywhere. 3 hours later I got a text asking why my phone number was registered under a males name. That man was fired the next day as apparently he’d done it a couple times and wouldn’t stop.

[Luna M ✨ @tiredfeminist_]

A man who delivered furniture to my house 2 weeks ago randomly sent me voice notes last night telling me he loves me🥴

[tatiana🏒 @tatituzzi]

im noticing a slight difference between the outfits the men and women on the ice crew are wearing

[bugbug 🦋 @alixbugbug]

i sure hope i can comfortably sit on this chair

the vicious and frightening mimic:

[pokey pup @Whatapityonyou]

All right so nevermind, Hilton you do not in fact have my business ever again. This is pathetic.